Skeptics Anonymous - How many newbs are prepared to give up being skeptical?

Every day Newbie Newbies visit this site for the very first time, sniffing around trying to discern whether this site is the real deal or just another PE website that will lie (about results) and cheat them (out of their money). They roll in here with pockets emptied from scam pill sites, and confidence eroded by the ‘professional’ view that penis enlargement is all a scam. Skepticism is rife and it is little wonder. Even if it hasn’t been a driving motivator in other parts of your life, years of shattered dreams of somehow obtaining a respectable size dick can lead the most confident of us down the rocky road of skepticism.
But Newbie, Newbies you are safe here at Thunders. Here you can heal your shattered hopes and dreams. PE works; let me repeat that; PE WORKS! The resources Thunders brings to bear on your behalf are immense. The support and camaraderie offered by PE veterans is nothing short of extraordinary. They can’t do the work for you but they will be there to help dust you off if you fall off the wagon or manage to hurt yourself by working the wang too vigorously. Stay on track and somewhere between 6 months and 3 years from now you should have a significantly bigger penis. 100% guaranteed? NOOOO! Nothing is 100% guaranteed. In an absolutely worst case scenario, where you do everything right but your dick does not grow much at all, you will certainly have a much stronger, healthier penis; you will have learnt 101 things about making the absolute most of whatever you have and how to get the best out of the women you want to have. This place is the ultimate win / win website.
But there is a catch(“ah, there you go, I knew there was going to be a catch”). If you fail to leave your skepticism at the door as you enter this site each day, the road to a bigger penis will be a substantially steeper one. The human brain is a powerful motivator and potentially the ultimate de-motivator. You learn skepticism from the disappointments of life. The bigger the disappointments, the bigger the skepticism. When you take on being skeptical you are trying to protect yourself from an expectation of disappointment; an expectation of failure. When you are skeptical about PE you have an expectation of failure before you begin. Because you believe you will fail you inevitably will. Your skepticism will be proved correct and your payoff will be that you were right all along! Unfortunately you may be right, but your dick will still be small…
So all you NN’s and any other slightly more experienced Newbies who choose to come along for the ride; lets make a pledge here and now. Let’s make a pledge that we will give up our skepticism, at least in the world of Thunders and PE. Leave it at the door as you enter and if you must, pick it up as you leave. I want at least 100 Newbies to pledge allegiance to what I will call a PE Skeptics Anonymous (not original, but hopefully just as effective as the original).
I pledge allegiance to the PESA
I pledge to build my self-confidence at the same time as building my penis
I pledge to rid myself of all vestiges of skepticism
I pledge that I am responsible for growing my penis in a determined and healthy manner
I pledge that I will work for as long and as hard as it takes to achieve this aim
I pledge that I will seek guidance and assistance from the PE resources at Thunders throughout my journey
I pledge that I will never, ever, ever give up.

LWH

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

Well said :)

Well said, a few more paragraphs would have helped immensely though :)

Good post Bro but a little skepticism is a healthy thing it keeps you safe from the self proclaimed guru’s who want to sell you secret exercises. But really we have about a 90% success rate for growth from guys who put the effort in it’s sad to say that every now and than we get a guy who works his ass off but can’t buy a gain. Most of you who try will be slow gainers some will have a quick fast gain first some won’t. Older guys seem to reclaim the size of their youth pretty fast. With me I made fast gains the first year and than had to work extremely hard for any gain since their are many theories on why this happens. Like longwidehard said if you take the leap of faith and put the effort in most of you will be rewarded with a bigger dick. Do yourself a favor take some before measurements and pictures. Good luck on your PE journey:)

A few more paragraphs? I hope you mean split them up into paragraphs. Good work though :up:

I have been doing PE for about 5 weeks now, last week and a half I’ve been slacking a little, but the results are great. My flaccid state is much larger, my erection is also bigger/longer, this is weird because I was skeptical. I get random semi-erections all the time now, which pisses me off.. But nonetheless I think I am bigger by like 3/4 an inch so hey I can’t complain I am pretty big now