Something to laugh about

I was browsing another forum I post at, it’s a music forum with more 18-22 yr olds then anything and I was going through one of the forums they have thats is sex related and found a thread called the ” THE SEXERCISE”.I went and and yeah this kid is trying to teach people about penis enlargment, well heres what he wrote, I got a good laugh out of it.

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WELL SINCE I aINT NO BULLSHIT aRTIST..

1.TaKE a GLaSS OF WaRM WaTER.(MORE HOT THaN COLD).PUT YOUR ENTIRE PaCKaGE.(BaLLS N aLL).INTO THE GLaSS..

2.GENTLY MaSSaGE YOUR PaCKaGE WHILE IT’s IN THE WaTER.(aLWaYS TRY TO KEEP THE WaTER aT THE SaME TEMP.(MORE HOT THaN COLD).KEEP THIS UP FOR 8-10 MIN.

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*****DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP******THIS INDEED WORKS.IT IS PREPaRING THE PENIS FOR THE aCTUaL SEXERCISE.(WHICH IS MYYYYYYY NaME 4 IT).WHICH JUST INCREaSES BLOOD FLOW IN/TO THE PENIS.******DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP******
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3. TaKE VaSELINE.(OR YOUR FaVRITE LUBRICaTOR).aND COVER YOUR ENTIRE a PaCKaGE WITH IT.

4. JOIN THE THUMB aND THE INDEX FINGER OF THE RIGHT HaND.(THE O.K SIGN).. AROUND THE BaSE.(CLOSEST PaRT TO THE WaIST)..

5. HaVE a TIGHT GRIP BUT NOT TOO TIGHT.(IDIOTS PLEEESE STOP LIVING).aND STROKE YOUR HaND DOWN TO THE BEGINNING OF THE MUSHROOM.(.I’M CIRCUMSISED).”you SHOULD FEEL THE BLOOD FLOWING THROUGHOUT THE PENIS”

6. AS THE RIGHT HaND TOUCHES THE HEaD KWICKLY SWITCH TO THE LEFT.(BOTH HaNDS SHOULD NEVER BE ON IT aT THE SaME TIME).THIS IS CaLLED aLTERNaTING.”you SHOULD FEEL THE BLOOD FLOWING THROUGHOUT THE PENIS”

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IF you GET HARD DURING THIS.HURRY N MASTERBATE.you MUST BE SOFT FOR THIS TO WORK.(FLACID)..
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7. DO THIS MOTION 250 TIMES.125 PER HAND.FOR WEEEK 1 aND 2
WEEK 3-4 DO 350..
WEEK 5-6 DO 500..

8.LOOK DOWN.. You WILL aCTUaLLY SEE a BIGGER PENIS AFTER THE FIRST SEXCERCISE..

9. You REALLY JUST DIDNT DO SHIT WITH YOUR BALLS.JUST MAKE SURE TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED WITH LITTLE BALL RUBS HERE N’ THERE.GIVE EM THAT LOOSE FEEL..

10. PUT YOUR PACKAGE BACK INTO THE GLASS OF WARM WATER.(COOLER THAN HOT THIS TIME).FOR 6-8 MINS.

TAKE IT OUT AND THROW ON SOME SWEATS OR B-BALL SHORTS.OR JUST FREEBALL.LET YOUR SHIT BREATHE.STRETCH.N SHAKE.LET IT GO

THATS IT.GUARANTEED 1 1/2 INCH AFTER THE SIX WEEKS.1 1/2 INCH MINIMUM.I BEEN ON NEAR 2.AND I’M’A KEEEEEEP OOOOON TRUCKIN’.I CAN HEAR THE BITCHES NOW.”TELL EM’ BIG BOY”.LOL..

THERE’S ALSO A WAY TO MAKE you LAST LONGER..

LOOK OUT FOR: THE ENDURANCE SEXERCISE

One thing is for sure, the person who posted that on the original site needs to learn how to type.

This guy might just be on to something here. Be sure to pass on his Endurance Sexercise, would ya? This might be the breakthrough we’ve all been looking for.