The Future of PE

>>>As far as the secret society would their be a special handshake? maybe we cold grasp the other persons forearm and do a jelqing type move?

Stubby I’ve had a guy shake my hand and then with his other hand he simultaneously squeezed my forearm. Do you think he was he trying to tell me something? How should I respond if it happens again? I would hate it if any awkward confusion arose about inappropriate squeezing and pulling of cocks.

mbuc-

was he a good looking guy around 5’11”? if so yes I was trying to tell you something… you looked like a fellow PE’er I was just checking for the overdeveloped forearm of a jelqaholic.

Or if he is wearing the orange version of those new rubber bracelets (think Lance Armstrong or Breast cancer) then he is a PE’er. The orange bracelet originates from cable clamps and all he funds from the sale go to buying clamps for underprivileged PE’ers

maybe ask him “how the jelq are ya?” and if he gives you a knowing look than he’s in the club. If he looks at you confused rephrase it as “I mean, how the heck are ya?”

If none of these are the case be careful this handshake is also used by people in politics or someone trying to sell you a used car or a flobee.

-Stubbs

If you used google you’ll find yourself here…. Probably at the 100th search page… lolz

Do a search for pe forums, penis enlargement forum, or jelq videos and get back to me.

>Stubby I’ve had a guy shake my hand and then with his other hand he simultaneously squeezed my forearm.<

Was he called Bill?

Didn’t catch his name Mem but I do remember someone made a reference to slick willy. So he was obviously into wet jelqing.

Stubby,

Going to the PE gym would be like going to any regular gym. There’s big guys and small guys there. Everyone wants the same thing and everyone knows that the biggest guys there didn’t come out of the womb with huge muscles. Of course society would have to be very liberal.

As for the handshake there is an aborigine tribe that hold each others penises on greeting.

How do they greet women? :-k

They shake hands. The tribe is gay.

I don’t know to be honest interesting thought. Maybe they grab thier huge saggy tribal tit’s and ruffle their faces in them from left to right.

Try it next time pretend to be a foreigner. If you get a slap claim ignorance to the countries customs.

:chuckle:

Tell us more please lurky. Is this a real possibility?

Here’s another distopia for ya’ll. I see the future now.

THE DICK FARM!

We’ll go to poor third world countires or eastern European ones and set up a DICK FARM. We’ll choose well hung males to jelq out for a few years.

Then we’ll HARVEST the crop!

Rich westerners can pay to have a large penis transplanted. Of course there would be no killing of our livestock. The smaller penis will be transplanted onto the donor. The donor can then inturn over a few years jelq this new penis up to super proportions.

Anybody got the capital to set up this venture with me?

I know a good surgeon. Donors Leave your contact details on this post - Good money Paid!!!

Old Mac donald had a farm e i e i o with a jelq jelq here and thrombosis there. Here a squeeze there a stretch………

Actually on a serious note I did read recently that a penis transplant was done from a male who was born with two penises. I’d rather have the 2! Think of the Jelqing routine you could work on.

that makes you wonder a lot of things

so if one was bigger than the other would he have penis envy of himself?
Would they operate seperately from each other?
imagine the pick up lines he could have used!

“What would happen if Thunder were to advertise in a few magazines just for a month or two? This place would probably get flooded.”

Or better still just email everyone on the planet headed “you too can have a larger penis”……… oh wait now, I think that’s been done…….

Not a bad way to make people not believe it works - tell them it DOES work and if they sent £50 to Thunders it will happen overnight. Just don’t mention you have to work at it……

Mellors

Dudes, I am telling you, it is all about hypergravity. There was a news article recently about a project to create artificial gravity to aid in long term space missions. Most likely it would be like a big spinning centrifuge like in 2001. So we will just tie our bodies down and let the 9g’s of gravity stretch our dicks out as we spin around like crazy.