The most aesthetic (best-looking) penis

Okay - here’s my ideal for one day to achieve!

1. Straight or curved?
Curving up - I agree, it looks most strong.

2. Optimal length/girth ratio?
Ideal would be 11.75 x 7.6. That way you could go by the nickname “footlong!”

3. Wider from top or more depth?
Cylindrical is also my vote.

4. Girth variable (baseball or Christmas tree or bigger head/glans) vs girth the same throughout?
The same girth throughout the shaft and a big head

5. High, medium or low exit point?
Low, so it looks bigger when soft

6. Veiny or not veiny?
Veiny - once again, it makes it look stronger

7. Hanging balls or tight ones?
Hanging balls. Man, they’re fun when they’re slapping around.

8. Shaved or not shaved?
Shaved on the shaft and balls, but trimmed everywhere else.

9. Dark, Medium (dark tan) or Light?
Just a tad darker than the surrounding skin, I agree.

10. Circumcised, little foreskin or a lot of foreskin?
I wish i had a lot of forskin. Darn circumcision.

11. Erection Angle (low, medium or high)?
High – once again strong. Looks like a Greek statue.

12. Hardness (porno dick rigid, rigid or hard as diamond)?
As hard as humanly possible! It should be like a fucking rod of steel.

This would be my answer to all these questions, Drilla.

Drilla’s Clamp-o-rama

“Like a fucking rod of steel” love it.

Being a big fan of my penis, I am happy with it as it is (95%) with the following current aesthetic looks =)

1. Straight as an arrow
2. I am not sure about my ratio, but its 20CM long with aprox. 3.5CM in diameter
3. Gets smaller at the head of the penis, there is perhaps where I need to gain, anyone recommend a good penis head enlarger?
4. Fixed girth, definitely, looks nicer.
5. Medium exit point
6. Mine has vanes, but then again isn’t that the case with 90% of penises?
7. My ball height varies depending on the temperature, they can sometimes disappear into my gut or hang low, all depending on the climate =)
8. Trimmed, not shaved, but trimmed for hygienic and aesthetic looks, and the impression of a larger penis.

— Agust

I nominate this thread as the most non homosexual related gay thread of 2010.

You lot think way too much about your dicks. I know we all have our penis insecurities here, but this thread right here….speechless

Hahaha! That was fucking funny, true, but funny.

Here is how it works. We have two variables that are being considered. You place one atop the other with a line between them. If the resulting fraction can be reduced, do so. Thus you have 8.5/6 as your ratio. If your numbers were 8 and 6, it would be 8/6 which can be reduced to 4/3. Hope that helps.

To utilize our ratio: Lets say our length was actually 12”. the resulting math problem would be 4/3=12/n. 12 divides by 4 3 times so you multiply that 3 by the lower number in the ration …in this case a 3….and the result is that if you had a 12” dick, you’d have to have 9” girth to keep the same ration of length to girth.

Of course, looking at it that way, I’m not sure a ratio of girth to length is the most applicable, as a standard, because it would create enormous girth figures as the penis got longer, unless you froze the girth dimension for penises over a certain length.

8” X 6”
9” X 6.75”
10” X 7.5”
11” X 8.25”
12” X 9”

See my point?

Where did you hear that? My balls don’t clench tight when I’m aroused. I have very large balls that hang and they hang just like normal if I’ve got an erection. That’s why people talk about the slap slap slap of the doodads during sex. If they were all tucked tight to your body, they wouldn’t slap her ass.

Man, I absolutely love when mine do that - it’s the fucking sexiest thing ever!!

1. Curved upward
2. 4/3
3. Round. Neither deeper nor wider.
4. Same girth throughout or maybe a slight baseball-bat look.
5. Low to medium exit point
6. Very veiny! The Gnarlier the better!
7. BIG balls-medium hang.
8. Shaved package with pubes trimmed to about 1/8”
9. Same color as the rest of me which is currently evenly medium tanned.
10 A lot of foreskin. I’m currently restoring my foreskin. A long, slow process. Damn doctors who circumsize for no reason. I assume my mother didn’t even question or think about it. :(
11. Point-to-the-sky-high.
12. Blue-steel-diamond hard.

I think it’s interesting that there are as many opinions of what looks good or big as there are cocks. Convenient except we probably don’t have the package we think looks best. Ironic, that!
I listed what I think looks best and thankfully I have some of the characteristics I like best. Not quite there on the ratio,(I’m 7/6), not as veiny as I’d like, and I wish I had bigger balls. Overall, I like the look of my package.

The most aesthetically appealing dick has got to be mine.

As a Bi - guy, I have to agree with Thatcat.

Girls look at other girl’s breasts and bodies. They still love dick. I think it’s normal to appreciate a guy’s dick and body aesthetics and still love pussy. I’ve always wondered how gay guys look at beautiful women in terms of aesthetics. I guess they appreciate the aesthetics of a woman without wanting to fuck it. Like the way heterosexuals are with other guys?

I used to hug my boxer dog…I enjoyed looking at her anatomy, her thick neck, her muscularity, the beautiful insertions of serratus muscles into her ribs. She was thin skinned, and you could see it all. I never wanted to turn her lose. I loved her wriggling to get away.. lovely animal. I did not want to eat out her pussy, try to fuck her. I refuse to be called weird for this.

Likewise, I like to look at “six packs”, thin as parchment skin covering serratus muscles, great deltoids, a splendid dick…splendid animal!! I want to hug that creature as meaningfully as my boxer dog..as tribute to absolute beauty that few of us have. I do not want to suck his dick, or to fuck him. I refuse to be called weird for this.