What have you named your penis (Page 3)

04-29-2005, 06:20 PM

Almost_Eight

Mine went by the name “CHUCKY” when I was younger, but I think I kind of grew out of that name stage.

Start: 1-31-05 BPEL: 7.5 EG: 5

10-18-05 BPEL: 8 EG: 5.2

First Goal: 8 x 5.5 Final Goal: 8.5 x 6

04-29-2005, 07:20 PM

ForMeAndMyWife

Mine was named Bent Brian by my mother I believe, due to the fact he was twisted…….now he’s all grown up and called Mark :)

04-29-2005, 07:40 PM

LoveMachine

The Little Giant :)

04-29-2005, 07:50 PM

Matt44523

My weiner has a first name,
It’s O S C A R.
My weiner has a second name,
It’s M E Y E R.

Because Oscar Meyer has a way.
With pleasing wet young tight puusssayy.

04-29-2005, 08:33 PM

NineInchNails

Mazinger Z

:lightning

Current: 8+ x 5.5

soon to be nine.

Last edited by NineInchNails : 04-29-2005 at 08:41 PM.

04-30-2005, 12:55 AM

WayneCider

Roscoe

If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

04-30-2005, 03:27 AM

andrewroark

Originally Posted by sir lotsalog

Everybody talks about draining the lizard, so I started calling my penis Godzilla.
When my wife starts kissing on me I tell her “Watch out or you’ll wake up Godzilla.”
Sometimes she plays along by moaning out of sync.

Ahahahaha. That’s fucking hilarious.

I’ve been thinking about Vlad the Impaler (he was a badass) myself, but I dunno.

04-30-2005, 03:44 AM

Pud

My wife named mine Gus

Short for gusto, she’ll say “I’m going for the gusto”

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

04-30-2005, 11:31 PM

goanindigo

Schwanz

05-01-2005, 12:31 AM

Sequoia galaica

My penis has no name yet, I’m looking for it.

05-01-2005, 01:17 AM

Churchy Lefemme

Originally Posted by Sequoia galaica

My penis has no name yet, I’m looking for it.

Looking for a name, or looking for your penis?

"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

05-01-2005, 01:22 AM

Joe_X

I like calling it my wang.

05-01-2005, 01:01 PM

chunkyaa34

Chunky, like my nick. Because it has more meat than before, more protein :D

05-01-2005, 01:21 PM

im4tunate2

My wife named mine Mr. Limpy - no explanation needed. That was in the pre-pe days of course.

05-01-2005, 02:54 PM

wangchung

Originally Posted by Jungalist

Pingu Lingu
When I was a wee laddy, my mother suggested that I should masturbate
Mum:How’s Pingu doing?
Me: Ummm.. Ok?

Very very strange… Would she watch or help out? Honestly -