29 guests???

It is all too easy when you can switch topics just like tha….

I wonder when my penismaster will come in the mail. Anyone have good experiences? I tried doing a search on it, but couldn’t find any threads on the Penismaster. :sarcasm:

:mutley:

You never disappoint, XL.

I ordered mine I think on the 10th and it arrived on the 14th.

I think I may need an ax in the near future, something about trimming a large tree of extra ornaments….

I’m so envious of you. Soon you’ll be a Penis Master, before I even get my dick out of my pants!

It’s Christmas already. Damn, where does the time go.

But it’s such a beautiful tree don’t you think? |-{ :trash:

The tree is fine, it’s all those extra baubles and flashy bits that get to be a problem.

Darn. What’s my post count? I bet it’s over a gazillionmilliontrillion per 1000 universe lifetimes.

Hey Red, is that you in your avatar. If so, nice shoulder definition, man. That’s actually just how I pictured you. Not that I sit here and regularly try to picture what you look like, or any man really. Not that there’s anything wrong with that mind you… :inserts foot in mouth: mrphmrphmrphmmmummmumm.

Yep that’s me, thanks! ;)

Well Thunder, I cut down my sig, just for you. :dissap:

It doesn’t look nearly as cool now though…

That’s a good start Red. Thanks. :)