6 weeks until total destruction (of gf's pussy)

I must have some serious girth gains in the next 6 weeks. I will do whatever it takes. I need one or a few mentors to cheer me on and steer me in the right direction. Any of you guys with serious girth gains willing to take me under your wing?

I have been reading this site for almost 7 months now and I have learned a great deal. I have done stretching, hanging, dry jelq, erect bends, erect squeeze off and on over the last few months. I have gained .5” el, < 1/8” eg. I am sure that the lack of consistency is the reason I have not gained more.

Our sex life has been great (thats what she screams on a regualr basis anyway) and I am looking to ruin that. I am tired of hearing the bitch moan about how I “fill her up so well” and “stretch her hole so tight”, etc, etc. I can make her cum whenever I want and she loves it. I dont. I need to rip her pussy apart. I want to be forced to take weeks off from sex to let her stitches heal. Maybe this makes me sound crazy but I assure you that the two of us have discussed the issue and agree that this must be done. Haha *sly grin*.

I hear many people talk about an initial .5” eg gain that is relatively easy to come by. I wonder if that “gain” comes from more full erections rather than an actual increase in capacity. I have always had erections that are hard as steel. Literally I cannot bend my dick even the slightest bit when i have a full hard on. This makes me think my tunica is tough and could make my girth gains extremely slow. I do not have the funds to buy a pump but other than that I will do anything for this girth increase. It is all I think about all day and all night. I constantly squeeze, pull, hang, and tug. I must grow, grow, grow especially in the next six weeks. I can put in several hours every day - help me come up with ultimate hardcore girth routine.

If any of you have been in a similar situation please share. I know begging for the secret recipe for quick gains makes me sound like a total idiot but over the last half year I have read a significant portion of the information in this site. I just need any help I can get. Please guys, help make my dream come true … muaahahaha!

Those gains you made in the last few months are nothing to scoff at. That’s about as good as it gets really. You’re talking 1-2 inches per year at that speed depending on how many a “few months” is. 6 weeks? Well there are some ulis and cable clamps you can do but 6 weeks isn’t really going to make a noticeable dent for your girl to experience, but she might. Also note that while I don’t really condone your idea of ripping your girl’s pussy up, the pussy can adjust to girth if you regularly have sex with her while you do your girth PE. So to really “rip her up” like you seem to be eager to do, you’d have to forgo sex to make your dreams cum true.

Our sex life has been great (thats what she screams on a regualr basis anyway) and I am looking to ruin that. I am tired of hearing the bitch moan about how I “fill her up so well” and “stretch her hole so tight”, etc, etc. I can make her cum whenever I want and she loves it. I dont. I need to rip her pussy apart. I want to be forced to take weeks off from sex to let her stitches heal. Maybe this makes me sound crazy but I assure you that the two of us have discussed the issue and agree that this must be done. Haha *sly grin*.
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making a porn movie ? j/k

I love the thread title, the part in brackets made me chuckle. Just curious why the 6 week timeline? Good luck.

Clamp your butt off man, DO 4 sets of clamps a day, 20 min each, work your way to 30 min each. 1 in the AM when waking then 1 around lunch, then 1 at around 4pm, then 1 at bedtime. Clamp hard, and be intense in your workouts man. Stretch between clamped sessions, in 6 weeks you’ll have some gains for sure. I can’t tell you how much, its up to mother nature and your penis to work that out. This is a hardcore girth workout no doubt. I doubt you’ll be able to rip your girls pussy apart, but you can fuck up the cervix pretty darn good!

Instead of working so hard at PE simply wait until you are two seconds from penetration and tell your girlfriend that you used to be a woman. Talk about clamping down - she’ll tighten up faster than a Republican at a National Endowment for the Arts budget session.

Just be sure to tell her that although you used to be a chick you have always had a strong macho streak and you really love her a bunch.

Thanks Captn for my belly laugh of the week.

baddass,

What size L and G are you now? Most women can handle quite a size, so if you’re wanting to grow enough so as to be able to destroy her in 6 weeks, it sounds like you are already in the big range.

I am above average. It may not be total destruction but I want some serious girth gains. She comes back to town in 6 weeks and I would like to see some noticable gains by then. I am willing to put in several hours per day so help me come up with a hardcore girth routine. I will get a clamp this weekend and begin using it.

Clamp as hard as you can, then jelq as hard as you can. It will hurt, but you will gain. Don’t kill yourself doing it…but I’ve been doing it for about 2 weeks now, and have gone from around 5.75 at the base to 6.25. No joke. I just do them upward for about 10-15 minutes…and then, what I think is the key anyway…when I take the clamp off, I jelq immediately thereafter for another 5 minutes. It hurts a bit after taking the clamp off, but damn it’s been worth it so far. I stopped for a few days (since Wednesday) and have kept the girth gains (honestly, I’m a slightly bigger toward mid-shaft then I was when I stopped on Wed.).

I wasn’t even looking for girth gains, but there they are.

Do a search on the “Supra’s Slammer”. It’s pretty intense for girth.

You are a sick puppy.

Whenever I need huge girth gains in a hurry ( this even works in the midst of sex, once you realized she’s a little looser than that ” almost as tight as a virgin” blurb in her profile), I whip out the Oscar Mayer approved hydraulic “Kegelomaster Beaver Cleaver 2000”, (which is capable of delivering 14,000 psi in 6 seconds on 2 AA batteries), insert the asshole adapter, and use OSHA approved ear plugs on any remaining orifice in my body and fire that baby up. Also note, if your belly button is an “outie”, please use a strip of good bandaging tape over the top of the navel.

I have gone from my measly 5.5 to 12.0 in girth in seconds.

“Is it in Yet?”

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….. …….

“OH STOP….NO….STOP….ARRRRGH!!!!!

It also has a “energy saver ” feature to help enhance your flaccid hang for urinal performances.

Send $100 via PayPal to pussysplitter@hugegirth.com

Thank You.