Avg_Joe,
I love that you said “professional prostitute”. You rock. :)
Regarding the frequency of Monster Cocks,
My girlfriend has been with about 20 guys in her life. She attests to having sex with 4 real monsters. She describe them to me too.
One was so thick that she compared it to a Chipotle burrito. Dudes, this has to be over 7 inches of girth. She said that it was so think that she couldn’t cum either: A word of caution to those that want mega girths. She said she did NOT like it.
The other was “super long” and since I’m close to 8bp, I’m assuming that it had to be at least 9.
The third was a dude that she said was halfway down his leg while flaccid and so thick she couldn’t get her hand around it. OK, that means at least 11 x 6.5. I know because we have a dildo girthed at 6.5 and she said, “yeah, it was like this.”
The crazy thing is: she can’t take the dildo, but she said she took all of this monster and absolutely loved it. Cocks work differently obviously.
The fourth, she said was “for sure bigger than yours.” But I have no info beyond that.
So that’s 4 out of 20 cocks that were monsters. And she even refers to me as “on the bigger side of average.” I’m about 7.75BP x 5.6 G.
On the bigger side of average? Thanks darling.
Anyway, I think there are plenty of monsters out there and thank God to Thunders so that we may become them.
On the bright side, I asked her what she thought about our dildo. It’s about 7ish x 6.25-6.5 (biggest at glans). She said “huge huge huge!”
Do you notice how she overlooked the length completely? I’m longer and I’m just “on the bigger side of average” to her.
Get that girth and you’ll be the monster in her eyes. That’s what girls REALLY respond to, IMHO.
Also, a big glans and a baseball bat dick seem to be a plus too. Uli’s work that part of the dick. Go for it, lads.
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