All My Mates Claim To Have 9 Inches!! Are They Measuring Wrong?

Hey Thunder, don`t be too hard on him..
He lives in the uk, not the UK. I live in the USA.. I don’t know where the usa is. :bigwink:

As far as your “mates’ sizes. If they are your “mates”, you should know there size. :lisa2:

Guys will always talk about there 9” dicks. Its just that, talk! Just because someone hangs low, doesn’t mean they have a big erect dick. I hang like I got a 4” dick, I sure don`t, though! I now have something closer to 7.375 BPEL. I bet there are a lot of guys that hang a lot bigger than me, but can`t come close to measuring up with me.
What is the saying? “There are growers and there are showers”. That’s why its thought that black people have such big dicks, cause they tend to hang lower when flaccid. If I posted a pic of of mine flaccid and hard, your jaw would drop. You would say, that’s not the same person.
Anyhow, who gives a shit!?!?! I KNOW where I stand, and thanks to Thunders, I am standing taller than ever!! :thumbs:

And to this you say what? If you say “I have 9 inches, too” I guess you have your answer…

Cdr.Blop
PS: And if you don’t, unlike them you are honest.
PPS: Perhaps they mean they have at least one 9 incher in their sex toy collection?

They are lying.

F¿©king liars, all of them!

Myself, I’ve got a 10” Johnson, the Real McCoy, and I’ll post a pic to prove it!

GM

Glandmaster,That’s too funny .Thanks .I haven’t had a good laugh all day!

Looks photoshopped to me.

I haven’t chuckled like that since Xenolith posted his hung tom…

Happy Anniversary to Me!

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1) They are lying.

2) They are lying.

3) They are lying.

I got the “prove it” once.

A bunch of friends – boys and girls - were hanging out in a dorm wasted after a party. The topic of penis size came up somehow. The guys all shared how they had 8-10 inch tools as is half-expected of the cocky college male. Well I was drunk myself and called BS quite ardently. I broke out in a drunken ramble of statistics and probability of such an occurrence of penis size in general and all of us being in the same room together with such outlandish numbers. The shameless boasting died instantly and it was evident to me by their reactions that none of them actually possessed the absurd numbers they claimed. Immediately, someone turned the spotlight on me and demanded I prove the 8.5 I foolishly claimed (I, the 6’6’’ guy was not about to claim a number well below everyone else, especially in the presence of the girls we were planning on hooking-up with). Long story short, I whipped it out then and there. Due to the jelqing earlier in the day and the alcohol, I had a massive flaccid. No one doubted me for a second despite the fact that I was only 8.25BPEL at the time. And as is expected, I got the girl I wanted. :woot2: :babe5:

There’s the problem right there. Most will not have any idea of normality, and probably measure incorrectly too,

Also, when you’ve seen other guys in the showers, they will seem bigger from the angle you are viewing from. When you compare it to loooking down at your own package your mind will think yours is smaller.

They’re all thinking the same thing as you..:)

Thanks for the replies guys, they made me laugh and i feel better now.

I’ve got it all worked out now, after football on saturday this is whats going to happen.

When walking off the field, i’m going to do a few kegals, then on to the toilets where a few sneaky jelqs and streatching could be performed. Next the changing rooms, where my pumped up mother-fucker of a cock will make its grand entrance.

Hopefully they will be whispering to each other,” so thats what an 8” cock looks like, never knew he was so well hung.” as im striding proudly towards the showers.

Oh im not telling them about Thunders either, i feel guilty but its my secret mine i tell you.

I play in your team - your secret is out..:D

Oh no i knew it was you sam, dont tell anyone at work!

:D

yes it’s me…er Sam…

I want you to know I think about you all the time…:drool1:

Your flaccid is amazing…:D :