Anyone ever been caught?

Has anyone been caught while pe-ing by someone who you didn’t want to know? (supportive SOs don’t count) Perhaps they caught you red handed doing a manual exercise. Or maybe you were hanging at work and a weight fell off and was seen by a coworker. Stories are welcome :)

Got caught with a pic of my clamped dick on my cell phone … Not cool.

Baywatch how did you explain that one?

I sent my girl a pic of my post PE’d penis, it looked huge. She put it on her phone so when she got calls it would come up. Well her roommate heard her phone and went to pic it up and saw my penis. My gf said she was like DAMN! whos dick was that, she tried to convince her roomate that it was off the internet but she doesn’t believe her. She has since removed my pic.

Yeah I put on monty’s PE weights in the hottub, and when I came out, I guess a couple of my friends decided to show up to my house, and there I was. Haha I had to tell them about it, and I think they’re jelqing now haha.

I was in the very small toliet area of the larger master bathroom with the door open. It is like an echo chamber. and I clicked the clamp just as my wife was walking in and she was like WTF?

The closest I’ve been to getting caught is when I was home alone (still live with the family) and got in the shower for an extended jelq session. Well turns out my mom got home about fifteen minutes into it.. And when I got out 20-30 minutes later she just stared at me.

I knew she would never ask what I was doing, but it just bothers me because I know she asks herself that every time I’m in the shower now.

No, she does not ask herself anything, she just thinks that you are wanking there, full speed :p .

Got caught jelqing by my mother. Rather awkward if you ask me.

What did she say? And what did you do in such circumstance? :D

I wonder what would be worse in a mothers mind; her son wanking or her son jelqing to make his dick bigger?

This hasn’t happened (thank God) but I was imagining giving myself a nice birthday present, lying back on my bed with my vac pump sucked up to 5 Hg and my ‘getting bigger guy’ all nicely puffed up and purple when 50 people burst through the door yelling SURPRISE; HAPPY BIRTHDOHSHIIIT!!!

Can you also imagine how hard it would be to:-
a) get your raging purple member rapidly out of a fully vacuumed pump?
b) pretend it is anything other than CLEARLY what it is?
c) try to hide it?
d) not hit yourself in the head with the pump handle as you madly try to swing the tube under your bed?

Guys, I am sooooooo ridiculously and obsessively cautious that it goes past paranoia, through obsessiveness and right into sensibility!

I was almost caught once by my sister which would have been very awful.
My door is always locked when I’m doing PE, I have a lockable blue box where all my equipment and such goes in, I never save passwords for this site, always clear history after visiting it (or rather, have netscape do so automatically). I schedule my times for when I know someone is least likely to want to speak to me for any reason (ie, early morning and late night, and emtpy house times). I don’t use any equipment except after everyone else has been in bed for a little while. When PEing in an empty house I lock the door to give me time to clear up and take the hanger off etc as they unlock it. I always close my curtains when doing PE, even in the daytime. Closest I’ve come to being caught doing PE is when I have this sex book on my bed, I was reading it one night and would normally lock it in the blue box before bed, but forgot and had to shoot off next morning. When I got back it was in a different place…my mum had clearly not only seen it, but picked it up and put it down in a different place, with an unknown amount of browsing in between. Nothing has ever been said…

Hehe, same thing happened to me.. My goodiebox with porno under the bed had been tampered with.. Not a word.

You guys should go on a hunt for your mom’s sex toys and “tidy” them into different places, not say word