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View Poll Results: Are Thunder and Santa the same guy? | |||
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Yes. Thunder and Santa are the same guy. | 16 | 23.88% | |
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No. While I believe that both exist I don’t think they are the same. | 6 | 8.96% | |
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No. Thunder is a real person and Santa is not. | 9 | 13.43% | |
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No. Santa is a real person and Thunder is not. | 15 | 22.39% | |
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You have serious issues dude, get help. They are both just popular myths. | 7 | 10.45% | |
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I find the thought of Santa jelqing highly disturbing. Please stop posting stuff like this. | 14 | 20.90% | |
| Total Votes: 67. You may not vote on this poll | |||
You don’t want to mix the two up. If you ask Santa for a bigger cock and Thunder for a fancy new Universal remote, you might not get either one. By the way, isn’t there a song that goes:
“He knows when you’ve been jelqing, He knows when you’re cock aches, he knows when you’ve been yanking hard, don’t forget to take a break…ohhhhh” ?
:funpost: :iws:
This is terrific.
Now I’m thinking about Santa watching me do PE. It’s just exactly what I wanted for Christmas this year: an uneasy feeling to go along with my general holiday malaise.
Where’s the teaser when I need him? His diagnostic powers are awe-inspiring and he seems to know how to obfiscate the central ideas he’s communictating with such style that when they finally do land they’re revelations.
He’ll know whether Santa & Thunder are the same (or related).
After all he’s a 7’ elf, and how of those do we have, really?
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
I’ve heard from the elves that Thunder’s “sack” is bigger than Santa’s hehe
Thunder isn’t Santa, but sometimes he thinks he is…
I thought that fucking cat had a camera, now I know it did.
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Durr… Why Thunderss is getting so damn popular here :D :D
I know none of them, but I believe Thunder is not as nice as Santa LOLZZZ
7 x 6 EG is perfect!
Routine : Manual-V-Inverted V-JAI-BTC stretches (alot of stretches :D ). Wet Jelq, Pumping (once a week to maintain my girth)
Just imagine if Thunder traveled around the world in one night giving us all larger peni….
I don’t think Rudolph would have a big red nose, but rather sometime else big and red and I’m not sure it would light the way.
Thunder, if you come down my Chimney on X-mas morn, I’ll be right there with cookies, milk and a tape measure!
Thunder is much too old to be Santa.
Stats: (10/24/04) : BPEL-7.25", EG-5.5" (01/22/07) : BPEL-7.6", EG-5.6" after 1 year of maintenance
Goal: 8.5" L x 6.5" G
I can’t get no respect.
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I think Thunder is Santa.
Santa only cums once a year, too.
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I said yes!
SANTA! SANTA! Can I have a 8.25x6.25 this year!
I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.
Ho ho ho!Merry Christmas. Santa: “Hey kiddo how many inches BPEL do you want?”
:P
Maybe, just maybe Thunder is the Grinch.
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Your a mean one Mr Grinch. Your a mean one Mr Grinch.
Actually, Thunder helped me get what I wanted this year, A fat head!
It was pretty fat to begin with tnt, let’s be honest.
(Just a little holiday kidding :leftie: )
So, he’s Santa, or he’s the Grinch, or he’s Santa twisting up a fatty…
It’s all becoming clear now.
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
It was pretty fat to begin with tnt, let’s be honest.(Just a little holiday kidding :leftie: )
So, he’s Santa, or he’s the Grinch, or he’s Santa twisting up a fatty…
It’s all becoming clear now.
Hahaha! Oh shit! you’re killing me. Hahaha!