At Rest - Left or Right & my project

Hi everyone,

Once again, trying to only introduce something that is new (haven’t searched on this so not sure) but here goes.

Ever since I can remember my old fella has, at rest, always hung left in the jocks and I had never though about it at all until finding out about PE. Anyway whats the point…so to speak…well when erect it has the same tendency and I wondered if years and years of resting left may have effected the ligs and structure.

So for the last 6 months I have forced (yes forced as it does still want to hang left) it onto the other side with some interesting results. Firstly one pleasant side effect is the apperance, my wife has noticed and commented, as did one of her close girl friends that it looked noticable larger…this is due to it sticking out more than it did when on the normal side. The second side effect seems to be a general straightening as I suppose the lig on the left side is being streched ever so slightly all day.

Anyway, just thought I would share this little experiment. BTW, I have a thin & longish flacid hang (4.5 - 5” depending on it’s mood)

Once again hope I have added some value to this interesting site.

Skep

hehe I wish I could do this, but it just doesn’t feel ‘right’ on the other side….

I become too conscious of it and all that… :(
oh well maybe I’ll give it a try if theres a chance it can straighten a bit :)

I have been laying it to the right in spite of its natural tendencey to lay left for years. No appreciable effect on its natural hang. However to the right and with light colored pants are definitely what you want for showing the package.

I wrote about this somewhere else and cannot find it, so here it is again. The majority of males hang to left. This is because the spermatic cord tends to adhere to that side of the penis and pull it in that direction. It can be released with deep tissue work, but since in most cases the adhesion is not problematic it is advisable to not mess with it. If it really bothers you seek out a deep tissue specialist with some expertise in the male pelvis, or try to GENTLY stretch it to the other side to release it. I would be very careful about forcing this adhesion loose- the spermatic cord is nothing you would want to injure. My 2 cents :)

Hey skeptdick,

Interesting that you have been training him to hang right. However, what about your wife’s close friend noticing this? Does she regularly inspect your unit? If so, under what circumstances? Could make for some interesting reading.

JT

LOL, jt!!!!!!

I hang to both side and havent had any changes. I never thought about hanging to the right to favor that side. Hmmm Very interesting idea.

Whats up with the wive’s friend? Is there more of a story there? LOL

Jelktoid said….

“However, what about your wife’s close friend noticing this? Does she regularly inspect your unit? If so, under what circumstances? Could make for some interesting reading.”

Seconded by ctmwm…

So you want to hear the lead up to that comment? OK then…

BPE - (Before PE)

We have know my wifes friend for years and she is pretty conservative and does’nt drink that much. However, we had a BBQ at our place one lovely evening a year or so ago and I’d been losing a bit of weight and managed to get a favorite old pair of jeans on for the first time in ages. Well I nearly fell over when in front of her hubby and my wife she pointed out that you could see my unit and that it hung left, well I turned bright red and pulled my shirt out to cover my modesty…..bloody hell where did that come from I said to my wife later, she just laughed. Well after that she made comments on a couple of other occasions asking me when I was going to wear those jeans again. (I never wore them again)

APE - (After PE)

Well the second chapter to this little story which occurred APE.
This happed at our annual AFL Grand Final show at our place. For those who may not know this is Aussie Rules Football. I should set the scene, have now been PE’ing with some good results in that the units a bit thicker especially the head and I was practicing my hanging to the right project….why this thread started…

Well I had decided to free-bag…no jocks…in my jeans which are much looser than the pair I wore in the first part of the story and I wore a shirt untucked that covered the area in question. You could understand my amazement when I was helping my wife and her friend in the kitchen…yes I know I’m probably damaging the credibility of this story at this point by saying I helped in the kitchen 8-)….but wife’s friend lifts my shirt and says these jeans are too baggy and proceeded to touch the baggy bit on the right side…….doh! Should have seen her face when she realized that what appeared to be a baggy looking bit had solid ground underneath….so to speak 8-)

That evening after all our friends had gone, my wife and I had a good laugh about it as she also noticed her friends expression and how quickly she retracted her hand once she realized the jeans weren’t loose at all.

Well that was only a couple of weeks ago and confirmed my PE efforts and changing sides from left to right was a great thing for filling out my jeans/pants/shorts to the best of my current ability 8-).

Hope you enjoyed the story and that it wasn’t too long a reply.

Later
Skep

Nice story.

As your wifes friend seems to be homing in, I wonder if there will be a sequel.

PE’ing has caused me to hang more often right than left which is weird (being a life long leftie) but I don’t have any good stories I’m afraid :|

I think the best part is that your wife is cool with it. Most would flip out!!! Does your wife know you PE? I might have read it and forgot sorry. Mine does know I PE.

She sure does.

I had to tell her as I got sprung! She saw me in the shower one morning after a month or so of PE and said “whats going on with that” pointing at a veiny, more defined and fuller unit. So I told her and she though it was great and that I should keep up the work rate 8-)

Cheers
Skep.

Your wife sounds cool :) I hope you’ve been keeping to your regimen, wouldn’t want to disappoint ;)

Sometimes testicles determine which side is more comfortable to hang on. My left ball is larger than my right, so everything else normally tilts to the right for me.

I’m okay with this since trousers are cut such that the fly opens toward the right and there is more room on that side when you’re standing, or sitting down. “Dressing right” seems more comfortable.

But if my right nut were larger than my left, maybe a whole other way of dressing? Just a thought.

My right nut is bigger than my left and I hang left. Who knows???

JT