Awards at Thunders?

Woodies will be awarded to the following….

1)Most Helpful Person (Always willing to help no questions asked)
2)Best Technique
3)Best PE Thing (any homemade instrument designed to help PE)
4)Funniest Post

Hey we could make T-shirts for the winners SOs:

“My SO went to Thunder’s Place and all I got was a f**kin’ Woodie!”

or

“My Husband goes to Thunder’s and has the Funniest Woody!”

So, to sum up, the suggested names for the awards are “the dickies” or “the woodies”.

Additional categories to include “worst injury”, “best photoshop”, “funniest poster”, “most helpful poster” and I suggest a “best moderator” award (always a good idea to butter up authority:) )

On Dino’s point about lying about gains, remember this will be a voted award and if the evidence is unconvincing then you aren’t going to win. In fact we could have another category “most ridiculous claim” and award that to anybody claiming gains that are the least substantiated.

I don’t think we should have the most incredible gains award because it will encourage impatience, and it will be too hard to judge who is honest and who is a lying sack of Poo-poo kachoo.

Dickies sounds like a neckerchief…actually it is I think. Woodies sounds like a big, firm, erect penis, which is everyone’s goal. It rolls off the tongue (That’s what she said!)

yeah but dogonit, I wanna know who made the biggest gains this year using the new techniques …so pictures or no pictures lets have it

[applause] Thank you guys [/applause]

Thanks.

I gladly except this award for most helpful poster at Thunder’s Place in 2004.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all my sponsors, the Anal University, my good friend Psiholomon Zooboskalovich Kazzbog, Billy and the boys, and last but not least each and every one of my fans. Peace out and keep pimpin’

And the Woody for the Most Counting Of The Chickens Before They’re Hatched goes to…..*drumroll*

JOYSTICK GROWMAN!

:rolling:

Wow! Two awards for me! Who’d have ever thought :D

I thought Dickies were construction overalls. I have a pair of them, they keep you toasty warm, but I don’t think I would PE in them. So we’re giving away clothing as a prize? I AM SO CONFUSED!!!

Mbuc

I don’t think the idea works with exception of your 1st post item 4

This is due to some members liberal use of the fishermans ruler…

But, of course, since all awards would be determined by voting in a poll, the good judgement of the members here could surely be relied on to throw out any doubtful entries.

In fact it would surely drive up the standard of the submitted pics.

The proof required on gains is good, but even those can be falsified by the desperate. I like the fourth award although they will rarely be given out. There aren’t many innovations as is?

Hardgainer award, least gains with extensive PE patience! I’m just throwing some ideas out. It doesn’t sound that promising :p

Mbuc

Ahhh got it !
Yes with pics would be awesome ! I’m all for that