MrP-P, you just made me involuntarily jump in the air and grab my groin. That is just *wrong*.
:)
August 2004: 5.0" EL NBP 4.9" EG August 2005 5.75 EL NBP 5.5" EG May 2006 6.25 EL NBP 6.25 EG
May 2008 6.25 EL BP 5.5 EG
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Best way to measure girth.
deadeye3200
After you have inserted you penis into your wife/girlfriend. Then take your measurement from there. That should be a full erection and it wont go down.
Take a measurement with the wife then take one with the girlfriend. See if they are the same. The girlfriend might give slightly higher readings.
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Tom Foolery
Originally Posted by deadeye3200
After you have inserted you penis into your wife/girlfriend. Then take your measurement from there. That should be a full erection and it wont go down.Take a measurement with the wife then take one with the girlfriend. See if they are the same. The girlfriend might give slightly higher readings.
I thought this thread was going in an entirely different direction. :) I am with deadeye on this one. She will tell you what size you are by the following chart:
The Girth Chart According to Female Expressions*
Small: “Ho Hum, I need to do laundry because he needs to wrap a sock around that.”
Average: “At least I need to do less laundry.”
Above Average: “Looking good there slugger.”
Big: “Wow! That feels good!”
Pretty Big: “Is this a penis or a national monument?”
Huge: “You are huge! I’ve never seen anything like that!”
Massive: “My ex is way bigger than that.”
-Tom “Magnum P.E.” Foolery
(*Not all woman are like this - especially not our wonderful members.)
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