Bulge watchers

Hey Dino, that was a funny coment about the spuds, had to laugh…

I’m a bulge watcher. :D The beach is a great place for the view. Baggie jeans and suits make the task much harder. LOL. Well, not harder.

I’m glad I bumped this thread. My bump was #18 and now it has grown to 48.

I guess women looking at crotches is like men looking at boobs. I know I can’t resist a nice set of cleavage, no matter what size. :D Clevage is like crack-cocaine for my eyes.

SS

I’m an ass and leg man myself.

A fine ass dressed up in those lacy booty-shorts (where some of the cheeks are hanging out) completely overpowers my love for boobs and clevage.

Thats what I’m talkin’ bout. Lots closer to the prize.

I once thought I was a tits man.. Then I thought I was an ass man.. Then I thought I was a legs man. Then I realized that every time I classified myself, I was looking at a different philly. Now I realize that I simply like hot chicks.

There was a chick on Blind Date that had this INCREDIBLE pair of legs. Wow. Her face wasn’t that great, but MAN did her legs make up for it. Really no point to this, just thought I’d let everyone know.

Also, while I’m at it… PE IS GREAT…

I don’t understand why you all seem to want to be looked opon by women in a degrading way. It has always made me feel really cheap and degraded every time a woman has looked at my crotch. I have noticed my friends girlfriend stare at my crotch whilst I was sitting down. She stared for an uncomfortable amount of time, it must have been 10 seconds. It made me feel degraded and I just wanted to leave as soon as that happened. Another girl stared at my crotch while I was sitting down looking away from her. She thought I was not looking but she made it obvious to everyone that she was judging how big or small it was. She had a look of disregard towards me when she did it. I have seen just how badly women can treat men if they are small and it is so uncomfortable to see women crotch watching and assessing how much you have that I make sure I wear clothes that make my bulge or lack of bulge hard to see of determine. Why do you all like being degraded and judged by your genitals? It hits me with shock every time I notice women checking out and judging my genitals. It makes me feel cheap and judged unfairly. I would be in heaven if the world was full of women who didn’t care about size and didn’t judge men’s genitals and didn’t degradingly crotch watch so that you fealt powerless and like dirt.

Gottagrow,

I understand your feelings, but I’m one of the people that actually enjoy the gawking stares. To answer your question: I find it flattering that a girl finds my unit large; but it’s only flattery and is taken as such. Just as I might glance at a girls tits, she looks at my cock. It does nothing more than give me a funny story to tell. So if she wants to peek, I say, enjoy the show! If she want’s to laugh at it perhaps we can have a couple of beers and laugh at it together, then I’ll fuck her till her eyes bug out.

I used to be affected by things like this as well. It’s not an easy thing to get out of, but then I read a terrific book “The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People” which was an incredible first step for me in becoming a more confident individual; one that doesn’t let external things like this dictate my mood. The journey was tough, but I’m stronger as a result. I strictly PE now at the prospect of having better sex, not for feelings of inadequacy.

Doh!

My Mother-in-law came over Friday evening and I happened to be wearing my 501’s that display the package if you care to look in that direction. I was sitting which makes matter worse/or better whatever your preference 8-)

Well she came in and took the old double take whilst talking to me and then look again all within the first 30 seconds. I had to get up just in case I burst out laughing or something as it happened soon after reading the bulge watchers thread.

It’s not quite the bulge watcher I’d have expected, in fact that leads me to another thought. My wife and her mother get on really well and they talk about anything and everything if you get my drift. I wonder if they have talked about….well you know. I havn’t asked my wife and doubt she tell me even if they did, but that’s ok.

I caught my mother looking at my rotch on several occasions, she, like most women, do a very quick flick of the eyes down below and then blink before looking in another direction quickly. I think they think it hides what they are doing, which it does often. I was fed up of her making me feel like I was being examined, so I confronted her and said……”Why do you keep looking at me down below, I hope your not looking at my balls!!” She replied in a manor as if she had been caught off guard and rather submissively saying “no”. She said it in a way that impied she would never dream of doing that. I do believe that women do it often subconciously and don’t even know they are doing it. I watched a program where they did a scientific study with a camera on a woman’s head, monitering her eye movement and placement. The study showed what they women were looking at in a social environment and the women tested were suprised at what their eyes had been looking at. They didn’t even know they were doing it. What it showed is that women actualy perve and ogle men more than men do to women, but they were quick looks rather than stares like men’s. Women’s eyes dart about all over the place and when they watched the camera replay of what their eyes were looking at, the women found it hard to believe they had been constantly checking men out, they did it subconsiously. The video footage had a cursor on the screen which marked the women’s changing direction of view. The cursor went straight to a man’s crotch and they woman’s jaw dropped when she saw what she had been doing.

Anyway, I might just confront the next women who makes me uncomfortable from looking at my crotch too much. Teach them a lesson so they no they can’t just perve without repercussions, lol.

Gottagrow

You may be able to feel smug about busting them but let me tell ya, try this and you may never get laid for the rest of your life.

I wear hugemongous pants so women wouldn’t be able to see my bulge. Not that my bulge is big enough anyway :(

Yes that is huge-mongous! :D

Thanks for the concern luvdadus, but I wouldn’t want to be with any women who were so quick to examine and judge my crotch size. I would lose interest in them as potential partners. I’m after a more sweet, reserved, shy and intimate kind of girl/woman. Not the average kind of woman. It would help if she was deep thinking and spiritual too.