Chairs are my friends!

Alas, the woman I desire in the office has checked out my bulge again. Her eyes popped out of her head this time.

Hanging holiday decorations at the office is always cheery! Putting a screw up high on a wall to hang sometimes requires a big strong man. I was asked instead (hahahaha). Anyways, she asked and I decided to use a chair to stand on. Stepping up I realized I had on another pair of ‘penis pants’ (this time Nautica blue jeans… relaxed fit, I think??). They provide a nice bulge pouch different from the Kenneth Coles. Besides getting a little hard seeing the sparkle in her eye, silky hair and her damn nice boobs… my dick nearly ended up in her mouth as I stood up on the chair.

I guess she couldn’t help but look as I began screwing into the wall. I engaged her in conversation as I prepared the second screw. She was not moving away from her position in the hallway… near my semi hard cocker… she was looking at me… I tell you she was in a trance… like she spotted something no one else saw and was keeping it to herself. Kind of like when your grandma sees a $20 on a busy sidewalk and watches it like a hawk until everyone leaves before snatching it up.

She has already admit to fantasizing about me during sex with her husband… and also all by her lonesome… so I think I just added to her vivid imagination another erotic chapter.

I hope to fuck her one day… secretly, without anyone seeing… or ever finding out.

Happy holidays to all!

Godzilla

NICE STORY! I’m getting a semi just thinking about having some woman standing at face level with my penis, staring at it like a tiger eyeing a big peice of meat.

I love this story.

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Yeah. I like that story too. It doesn’t sound like you have any moral issues with doing her, and she’s obviously open to jumping your bones if she’s divulging her fantasies about you. You two need to have some great sex soon before circumstances change somehow and you end up dreaming of those nice titties for the rest of your life.

Ike-is the NWA eonorsed by Barbra Walters?

I would like to reply something, but I don’t know what I’m thinking, so this’ll remain as the way it is.

Probably so. Or as she would say: it wiz mwy pwesure to endwrose the nwational waffle awsociation.

Kind of Elmer Fudd grows up in Boston. Makes me miss Gilda Radner.

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godzilla

if you pushed it she would definitely do you. You should think carefully before feeding the other guy’s kitty though. If he sniffs it out or an aquaintance of the woman rats her out it could get very ugly, even dangerous.

Godzilla,

I agree with luvdadus. It is best to think twice about fucking another man’s wife. You may have those few moments of pleasure but may have to live with other consequences. She may want you but she may not be thinking with her head. Don’t do her man, is my advice. My wife did it to me and she regrets what she has done. It is your life and you are two consenting adults, but remember there are others involved.

Ophiosaurus

Wouldn’t you feel kind of bad doing that to your wife anyway? I know I would feel like the biggest piece of shit ever.