Dildo measurments off....

A sexy lady friend of mine… the one who bought me my very own pocket pussy… has measured her dildo for me.

First off, she estimated the size of all her lovers prior to doing this. Eight lovers in total so far over 10 years. She easily could tell who was larger.

She estimated sizes from approx 4.5” and finger thin to 8” and thick. The small ones she said she could barely feel inside her. The larger ones feel much better. She likes length and girth (obviously).

I knew her thru her past two lovers…. One she estimated as 6.5 and thick. He was 6’ tall approx. Her latest is estimated at 5.5 and thin… overall she was disappointed by the size of her current lover… who happens to be 6’2” and is a pretty large man. His hands are very big she says… and she expected a very large dick.

Compared to her dildo she said both men were smaller in length but one was thicker. She estimated her dildo at 7 to 8” length.

Well, she measured the other day and it’s 5.5”, six inches if you move the ‘clit stimulator’ aside. She said she usually does and inserts all 6”… and sometimes a little more…. But not much more.. quarter to half inch she thinks. Says it reaches all her good spots.

To summarize her estimates:
Lover #1 – 6 foot tall, 6.5” dick and thick
Lover #2 – 6 foot 2 inches tall, 5.5” dick and thin
Dildo – 7 to 8 inches and medium thickness

Dildo (actual measurements) 5.5” long but if you move the clit stimulator 6”

Conclusion: she thought her dildo was big compared to the real thing… and bigger than it actually was… turns out the dildo is only 6” long… and her lovers are both smaller in length.

Time to get a bigger dildo….

Anyone would think they would have rulers tattooed on their hands so they don’t get caught out by penis sized obsessed guys. (:

Good point though, sometimes they don’t have a clue or over exaggerate. I just don’t bother talking to girls about size. Nor guys for that matter, I know if I’m drunk enough and chatting to a mate I know I’ll tell him to do some uli #3’s, and a throw in a couple of inverted A stretches for good measure.

Seriously?

I would never tell a buddy about something like this unless he confided he had a serious issue with size. People who know me are already convinced I’m a drug dealer since I never seem to go to work (I work from home), have cash, and can keep my mouth shut about as much a Tourettes on amphetamines when anyone mentions they have any physical ills, and I tell them how to fix it with a mix of crushed pills from Aldi with some DMSO. I just manage to silence a room for a few seconds while they all stare at each other and gesture ‘cuckoo’, then shout “it’s your round for beers!”. Talking about enzymes, ion blockers, catechins and caspase doesn’t seem to get the party banging. I can’t imagine what I’m doing wrong…

If I mentioned PE I think that really would take the biscuit. They’d probably have me sectioned.

Yeah, I would probably only tell a size concerned buddy, but I have a habit of mentioning (admitting) things I shouldn’t when I’m drunk.

p.s. Love the “tourettes on amphetamines” analogy.

A friend of mine has a vibrator to which she referred to as her “8 inch friend”. She isn’t bad with sizes at all, in fact her opinions were spot on in my book, but she was a little thrown because her boyfriend had bought it for her and it said 8” on the box.

It was actually about 7” insertable with 7.75” max, although that is not a useful measurement as the lowest part wasn’t usable. So that made me happy!

Next, the girth. She had no complaints about the girth (although I haven’t mentioned so far that she doesn’t ever use this thing, she can’t be bothered) and the girth turned out to be about 4.75” at the base and as low as 4.25” near the head.

It was a pretty ugly thing, but still it goes to show!

A friend of the wifes’ has just gotten a divorce and is on a man hunt.

She was over visiting a couple of weeks ago and the wife and her were drinking in excess and started talking about the men/man she was out looking for. The lady is a little free with her comment and thoughts sometime.

I waited for the right moment to ask the question ” what are you looking for in a man”?

“Her reply was it had to touch his belly button”, “Or at least 8 inches”.

Well, we were drinking from pint glasses and I said, pointing to the pint glass” So, as long as the glass is tall?” She said, “No, that is only 6 inches”.

I proceeded to get a tape measure and show her that indeed the glass was 7.5 to 8 inches tall.

I do believe that there is a measurement problem in the opposite sex.

ICM,
With vibrators I wonder if they make them smaller if they’re solid(?) Since a penis is slightly deformable you could probably afford a greater girth without causing discomfort.

Jonathon,
I too have a problem with sizes. I mean I can judge the size of most things pretty well in every department except my own penis. When I look at a ruler and mark out my size, I can’t believe it’s that big (not that it’s anything to write home about - or even that I would write home about that if it was :) ). I can guess others size pretty well, but even in the mirror mine just doesn’t look much. This is probably a very real clinical condition.

Shiver,

You can get ‘soft’ latex vibrators, but you’re right this one was solid. Still though 4.25”? :)

If it’s only at the tip, then maybe they’re trying to suit all sizes?

I think women judge by the size of our cock and balls combined.

The overall biggness/smallness of our packages… They don’t stop at the belly like we do. They have a different vantage point and probably measure in their minds from our cock coming out of our balls.

So they see 7 or 8” from the bottom up… and we see 5 or 6” from the top down.

I was happy she thought her dildo was 7 or 8” and it turned out to be only 5.5 - 6”. She really enjoys her dildo too!

So maybe a scrotal stretch would be the easiest way to get a percieved growth :) Get it past the belly button, then measure down a stretched ballsack might get you to 12”?

One thing I’ve always wondered: When chicks say they want a guy whose cock can reach up to their belly button, do they mean completely relaxed stomach belly button, or tightened up abs belly button? Because the former, I can achieve, but the definently not the latter.

You mean the other way around, right?

Yup. The other way around. lol, oops.