DLD's Secret Revealed
Reveling Expose
By Obwon
DLS’s Secret to Longevity (his dick…not life)
This intrepid reporter, was digging through old
threads at Thundersplace, looking for a story,
when I hit the jackpot. As I read I broke into
a sweat, I saw myself receiving the Pulitzer,
I had stumbled across the long sought after
secret of DLD’s building of ‘LongDaDDy’.
Remember, you heard it hear first:
HE EATS WORMS! Yes! you read right, worms,
those wriggly little things that are just choke
full of proteins, proteins the building blocks of
growth.
Yes, unbelivable but true. Here in his own words,
“no body like me…everybody hates me…I think I’ll go eat worms”
Quote by perhaps an accomplice:
“Not bad with tabasco and ranch dressing”.
Realizing he might have let the cat out of the bag, he tried to cover
his tracks by issuing this statement,
“That was in fun XXX. obviously you took it wrong.”
XXX replied, “No I don’t think so.”
There are witnesses to these statements who
shall remain unidentified for fear of retalition.
memento, Guiri, Bib, cyberstud25, SS4Jelq, GrowingUp,
goingdeeper.
Hopefully those that can overcome their fear of a
lashing from ‘LongDaDDy’ will step forward and verify
these astonishing facts.
Meanwhile, I’m headed for the bait shop.
