Don't get discouraged by visual appearance.

OK, I already “knew this” but knowing something is different than seeing something.
I knew my weapon looked shorter than it actually was because of its immense width.
But as much as I knew it, that didn’t translate over to making me feel better about it when I looked at it.

But yesterday I trimmed up my sideburns — kept them the same length in fact but narrowed them up quite a bit.
And “whadda ya know”?
They look SO MUCH LONGER!!!!
So then I got really hard and examined my penis.
And whadda ya know?
Didn’t make a damn bit of difference!
Still looked like a dwarf penis to me!!!

Oh well…

Why would trimming your sideburns make your penis look longer?

(:

Maybe he meant his pubic “sideburn”? (don’t ask me what they are).

I know trimming the hair down there makes you look longer (as I do), but unless you have hair all over your dick I don’t see how you can make the same optical illusion work for your length. But it does sound like that you’ll lok a lot longer when you measure for BPFSL.

You missed the point.

I didn’t touch my pubic hair, it is already short.
Reread my post and if you still don’t get it, I will explicate further.

Maybe if you cut off your pinky and grab your dick it will look longer.

Yep! I totally agree. I have about a 6 inch flaccid length and about a 6.2 inch flaccid girth. It looks like a Munuchkin…stubby and short. And even when I am erect at about 8.5 by 6.5 it still looks like an Oompaloompa. Slender units just look a lot longer for their length. MXL

I don’t know, I got a somewhat slender unit at about 7.5 x 5 and it doesn’t look long to me at all.

8x6 only looks big if it’s on someone else’s body. (:

Mdc I hear you there! I’ve got a 7.25 x 6 and to me it looks like it belongs on a kid.But I’m 6’2 and weigh 200 pounds,so I probably need to be about 9 x 7 to look proportionate.:cry:

Thank you!!!

chainz,

Maybe you need more exposure to more naked men? :p 7.25x6 (BP or not) looks nothing like a kid’s equipment.

Dude..With that size both flaccid and erect, what are you doing here. How big do you want to get?

I totally agree with this. I recall looking at the cylinder of my standing fan one day, wondering how much more happy I would be if my dick was as thick as that. When I measured up, it turned out I was 0.6 bigger. I have had similar incidents with a hydraulic cylinder of a power-bike and a dry branch that fell from a tree in my back garden. I sometimes wonder how women get these dimensions into them and yet still crave for hard and rapid thrusting: Greedy bunch I guess. I think I’ll be looking to their cul de intestine as an ultimate goal.:-)
Regards