Dream size dick

I think you guys have missed the point.

The TRUE dream dick is one that retracts inside when flaccid, sticks out it’s head for piss, comes out long enough hard (say three inches) for a bird to be able to swallow the whole thing for a FANTASTIC bj, and promptly disappear so that the women will also do so and leave you in peace.

Shit, too many desperate guys here. Nothing worse than having to speak to a bird between shags (like she was your G/F or something stooopid like that). Who gives a damn if she comes or not? The question is does she swallow, can she cook, and how long does she take to bring out the next cold tinny to the lounge where you are watching the footy with your mates.

I think I’m going to stop PEing. I love my beer.

It’s 8.75- 9 inches bp now.

BTW— Walter 9911 I’ve been working on my nipples and they are much bigger and more responsive now. Been using vacuum pumping with the nipple attachments— to start with , but now just nipple torture. Once you work through the pain it becomes pleasure, and you have to watch out that you might come— without even touching the dick.

I tried running a thread at PE Forum over a year ago on nipples but only attracted slight interest and a bit of derision.

Dream size…. hmmm…. Max 9(bp)x6.5 base(6midshaft)

I think 8x6 is more than enough though and I’m pretty sure I’ll stop there. (yea right, I’ve said that before)

P9,

Are you trying to enlarge your nipples to achieve the look as drawn by Tom of Finland? Interesting stuff.

Hey J Meister

Gay play often involves nipple play— but also plenty of gay guys also haven’t discovered just how erogenous male nipples are.

Certainly not to get the dark aureole (???) look, which I don’t like in Tom’s art work (too fem looking for me), but big nipples on a muscley chest— (over a washboard tum) , pushing through a white Hanes— or Australian Bonds tee shirt is a sexy look, and the bigger the nipples to play with— just like the bigger the dick—- is all that much more fun.

Maybe this needs it’s own life in the misc section or whatever it’s called.

Dream size for me:

7.2x5.2

I’ve just reached these proportions and it seems I’ve hit the perfect size for use with my lovely wife. After a 2 month absence, our reunion proved very satisfying. It was painful at first, but after a few days she loosened up. At that point, my penis and the way I used it created the perfect balance between pain and ecstasy.

Woot!

P9 isn’t there a pumping section that would be more suited for that particular discussion?

S.

One night after a good jelq workout, I had a dream that I had a 9” dick. A sign maybe? Hehe. Anyhow, I think it will be about right when it gets to the point that I can’t comfortably get my hand around it.

Peace,
Taz

I would like to have 7x5.5 , what is big compared to what i have now.

Personally for me I’d like to have a 9” NBPEL, 5.5” EW and a nice floppy slab when non-erect. I too do this mainly for myself and not for anyone else.

Yea I dont care much about showing it off in a lockeroom myself…then again I’m 100% heterosexual…I could care less what other men thought of my penis. As far as what size I will eventually have? 9x6ish. I used to think 8 would be a good length when I was 6x5 but, thats “only” another 1/2” now. So, yea 9 on length…that will take me over 6 inches flaccid as I’m around 5 to 5.5 flaccid depending on the elements and body temperature etc, etc, etc. My girth I’ve determined I’ll leave alone at it’s current 6 on most of the shaft and 6.25 on the base. I say I’ll leave it alone because I wont be surprised if it increases a little more at least at the base from hanging. I wont try to take any guesses as to what that slight increase might be though. Hard to say adding another 1.5” of length from hanging what the base girth might do?

Dream dick…hmm i’d say 9” erect length by 7” erect girth and about 7” limp by 5.5” limp girth. Add on a Prince Albert with size 6gauge jewelry, and Arnolds Body and i’ll be happy! LOL

Hey Lilsquirt I’d like to place one of those orders too hehe. But is that a Conan- Arnold Body or his present aging actor still recyling Terminator movies Arnold body?

LOL Conan Body. I don’t want to look like he does now, I wanna look like he did in Pumping Iron and Conan, buff everywhere, and with a dangler down south :)

I don’t even want to say what my dream size would be… But what would be ideal for most ladies hmm.. remember reading about some survey ages ago that claimed that perfect size would be 6.9” NBPL ,girth between 5-5.5”… Dunno about that then, but that is my goal at the moment. 1.5” to go :)