Drinkage=Shrikage

I knowif I workout I usually keep a good pump going for most of the day, but as soon as I dip in to tha booze, I always seem to get shrink dink. Tonite Im planning on going to the strippers, but I would like to keep the pump.

I will listen to any suggestions that dont have me not drinking tonite!

Thanxs,

Cmor

Maybe do your workout shortly before you go to the bar instead of earlier in the day?

Take alot of money, get frequent lap dances, tip generously…they’ll be sure to help you keep the pump. groa

Cmorsnatch

Like avocet8 said do some jelqing before you go out. I jelq and squeez for about 45 min than pop a horny goat weed or a vigorplex and I get a good flaccid size. I seem to get a good flaccid when I drink I think it’s because I’m more relaxed.

Dino

Thanxs for the advice guys.

Who else drinks and shrinks?

I’m like Dino, if anything, my dick keeps a good pump with booze. This is especially true if I get a buzz off of red wine.

Hey, I drink red wine to save money, ok? A cheap bottle and all it takes is three beers at the club and I’m DONE…….. If you must, I prefer to be called frugal… :)

but red wine is good for you, it promotes bloodflow.What I’m guessing he’s talking about is the hard liquors are a over indulgence of beer. I say drink a glass of water every three drinks so you can piss that alcohol out of out your body.

Don’t do the stretches before you go out is all I can say.

A good 20 minute Jelq right before showtime will hold you through the night.

I like to do it before I go ballroom dancing. Lets the ladies feel the meat when I get close.

They may not say a word but their eyes tell everything.

If I drink alot, I get shrinkage the next day, but just like the hangover, it’s worth it.

Insane_Man, what about continuing drinking in this case - will give you back the pumped flaccid of the night before :D

I would never do PE exercises immediately before going out - I don’t exercises at week ends at all. I think many of you over estimate the women’s perception of a man’s bulge in a club anyway. AS long as you can take her hand after some good kissing and put it onto your then awaken bulge, that’s great. Before marriage I used to flirt, start kissing, keep on kissing, changing to a less crowded corner of the club, continue kissing, unzipping my pants, showing my cock, letting her stroke my cock, getting a taxi, taking her home, blablabla… :D

Baseline: Drinking doesn’t give me a shrinkage. Only cocaine tends to reduce my flaccid size, although this is to be overcome by arousal :-Y

*thinking “…and I always thought ballroom dancing is for gays only* :chuckle:

Who thinks this shit is all in the HEAD?? as in the brain head?

Maybe because of numbness, the rod feels smaller…??? Am I a genius, or a fuckwit as usual??

I know I was about as thick as a permanent marker the other day eh… fuck that shit

Slam Bang Boom… Secjay is back with full force and triple warp. Fasten seat belts, Ladies and Gentlemen… :D