Originally Posted by UberGoober
I figure that if I’m in unfamiliar territory, I can just whip it and start shaking my hips back and forth as I walk so it clears a path in front of me. I mean, would you want to get in the way of someone whipping a stretched 21’ penis back and forth with their hips rapidly? :)
My, wouldn’t that clear some space on a crowded bus!
LWH
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