Esquire magazine Jelq bashing: Jelqing doesn't work?

Hugh,

I have the pics. Now I’m waiting for DarkTrick to resize them for me. They’re an odd size, (like my dick), so I need an “expert” to help me. The flaccids came out pretty good, one erect as well. The measured one came out blurry. Still working on it. Won’t be long, I hope. Thought I’d also take one of me stretching junior to just above my belly button.

Horse

Doctors and lawyers are not experts in their field – they are only practicing. Nevertheless, seriously, if the good urologist had said that Jelq and PE in fact are possible then all of the size queens would expect at least ten inches from every single guy. Bravo to him for saying it was not possible to increase penis size. We can now secretly go through our workouts and achieve our goals. For those of us with significant others, we can watch the awe and desire in their face as we steadily become larger.

Guess this just proves that unequivocally we can believe everything we read as truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree totally, people view doctors like gods (and lawyers like devils!). I view them as body mechanics. Most hospitals are strictly a business whose main goal is profit. If a body comes in that they don’t reckon is worth fixing they wont bother just like a car mechanic. You will hear people say “the doctors did all they could”, I have never heard that about a car mechanic. My PC packed in and all the “experts” I went to said I had to format and start anew, I fixed it myself, took a few days but did it.

It is far easier for a doctor who is worried about harming their career to simply agree with the concensus of other doctors, if eventually proved wrong they can just say they were agreeing with the common conception. If a doctor says it does work and 50 years from now everybody gets some form of ED they are screwed. New drugs have to be tested for years, costs a fortune which is made back in drugs sales. I can’t see Bib paying out a % of hanger sales for doctors to do billion dollar studies!

This Urologist has probably made a few half assed attempts at jelqing for a couple of weeks and determined it didn’t work, just like the thousands of others that gave up. Its only us hardcore, obsessed, no-life-outside-the-bathroom morons that can stick with it long enough to make it work.

Isn’t there just one damn medical guy that could absolutely measure about a dozen guys - pre PE.
Measure all measurements - flaccid, erect, length, volume, and THEN - get them on a 1 year PE program,
After a year look for changes and just publish findings in a journal that we could all point to and say we are not crazy.

??????????

The reason I say this is that if PE was proven in the medical community, then I would not have to do this stealth.

I’m sure there are a bunch of guys that would love to point at a real medical report and say - that is what i’m doing
and its proven to work and be faily safe.

They would have to “sell” it as something good for prostate health, with the side benefit of becoming larger or something.

I think if they sold it as “straight up” (pun intended) Penis Enlargement, the nay sayers would call us Psycho Dick Mutilators or something. There’s always someone that wants sh*t on your parade out there.

In one of the Austin Powers movies, they “poked” fun at a penis pump, they also did in the “Full Monty” movie as well. It’s just a subject/process/hobby that I dont think can be taken seriously, at least in America.

Thank God that they do think we are crazy!!! :idiot:

Knowing that it works is the only justification that YOU or I will ever need to do this—stealth or otherwise. Its the people that are willing to challenge the status quo and/or medical community that get a head start on all the others.

As far as the crazy part is concerned… :-k

I would rather they think I’m crazy while I make CRAZY gains as opposed to them thinking I’m perfectly sane and not growing as fast relative to the rest of the world PE population.

So then I have to figure that mine just presses into mu pubic bone further? I have been conditioning my bone to shrink from the stab of a ruler for years? I am going to need therapy now :)

What supersizeit wrote and then some.

Since we’re on the subject of documentable success stories, anyone have any opinions on which members have pretty good before and after pics that have been posted?

Mutt