Experimental Technique

Has anyone here ever tried dipping their penis in liquid nitrogen?

How about in an Ice Queen?

wadzilla,

Not unless you want to see your penis shatter into a million pieces of ice. Ouch!

Peforeal

I need a T-1000 Self morphing and regenerating liquid metal penis.

No I haven’t tried that compound YET.

But it’s nice to know we are willing to stick our dicks into anything to make it bigger….

but you go first…

Ever hear that story about a guy that had to be rescued by the paramedics because he stuck his dick inside a swimming pool outlet, you know, the holes on the walls of the pool that suck the water out? Talk about a pump!
He must’ve packed that thing! The paramedics must’ve thought hmmm…I gotta try that!

I hear if you do a couple of jelq’s after dipping you get some nice girth gains…?

BB

Good point man, since when a liquid freezes, it expands. All the blood in my dick will expand and my wang will be awesomely huge. I will tour the countryside charging two bits a gander at my magnificent prick-sicle.

Guy, we work with liquid nitrogen in my lab all the time. It would be quite easy for me to sneak in late at night and do this when no one else is around. I’ll give it a shot and report back.

My proposed routine:

5 min liquid nitrogen dip
10 hammer blows
100 dry jelqs

Do you think this will be enough to see gains?

See, I always thought the nitrogen dip should come after the 10 hammer blows & the 100 dry jelqs. Some PE sources have suggested that the dip will shatter the penis prematurely, before you even have time to brandish the mallet.