For the 8" club

True, but putting 8” in your sig would make you feel like a king!

Very true. At 8.5” BPEL even if NBPEL was a little less than 8” I would still call it 8” as your will have at least 8” VUL.

VUL: Vaginally useful length. I believe Luvdadus came up with this. It refers to the fact that fat will compress when you are actually having sex, but not completely.

After I reached 8” and my wife still remained glacially cold in bed I started to feel like a kid with a Camero and no money for gas. Gee it looks cool, but I never get to drive it. Unless you count taking grandma to church.

BJT

LOLOLOLOL!!

Hey . . uh, grandma? Think you could shift gears for me? That’s right, just grab on to the shifter.

This is noooooooo lie, if I ever hit 8” BP, I will be more than happy about my dick forever…as long as girth stays up to par. I promise. Oh, and as long as it stays hard…that is also very important.

Not hard all the time, that would be a disaster with an 8 incher…I mean hard when it’s supposed to be. I feel like I have to be careful about what I write, just in case the (jeanie, not sure how to spell) is listening.

I’m trying to keep my PE expectations realistic. I accept that fact that a larger penis will not fix problems in relationships, nor make me the most fantastic lover.

Though I do expect a substantial improvement on my credit report, and help with securing a low interest rate mortgage upon reaching 8”.

I did not feel the amazement with the 8 inch club. Then again I have not used it much. Then again maybe I am not really in the 8 inch club, when I am standing up compared to sitting down there is about a quarter of an inch difference. So I am little over sitting and little under standing. I think I should start running again, my fat pad is almost an inch so maybe I would be more impressed if I ran. Although, I have gotten girls to say ouch. Keep at it, you will all make it to the 8 club in time. I am only about 5.3 in girth maybe that makes it look smaller, I think a fat one always looks better, so perhaps in a year I will gain an inch in girth and look great. Yes, now I am going to turn to girth using the less is more mantra, does that work with girth, is girth the right word here, well I am going to wrap this up before I start to ramble.

PS Have you seen that family guy where stewie goes to England and leaves that note for Brian. I liked that episode. I am going to take that sweater in case it gets cold in England.

Don’t blame me, I didn’t do it.

I qualify as above 8 if we are talking about BP measurements but I’m still working on the NBP.

It’s is an awesome feeling to watch womens reactions when they see it hard for the first time or even when they just suspect its huge…what I mean is…
Often times, before undressing, they already know that they are dealing with a unit thats well above average because I will pop a boner at some point during a hot date (especially if we are fooling around and feeling each other)
Ive noticed that when that moment arrives —-the woman always seems to get much closer to me and you would think that I just transformed into Brad Pitt or something because it seems they always become far more interested in me than they already were initially.

Usually it’s pretty much a laminated piece of cardboard with my signature.
The expression is usually prettymuch like this —> :dissap:
And the audial part is usually along the lines of “That cheap bastard!”, or alike.

No, really. The first 2 minutes you are like :danceblu: … after that you get that :who: - feeling and start fighting for a 9.

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And yes, I DO love my smilies. Thanks T! :D

With 8 3/8 most women have said its the biggest thing they have seen, or they laugh or they look scared or they start acting really impressed(those are the ones you know have ridden the 9 and 10 inchers). In truth for me its flat out narcissism. Naked self-adulation. It also represents a certain stage of fixation in classic psychology if you want to get technical but theres nothing much I can do about it. Some guys just don’t have the obsession and instead fantasize about a new Corvette or owning some ridiculous company. Each to his own. If its disciplined and carefully watched, I think PE can be more and more about male empowerment in a world where increasingly things spin out of control, are dominated by computers and geaks like Bill Gates who lord thru the media like ancient Roman Emperors. Like David Mamet once said,”guys like that, I like to fuck their wives”. But hopefully beyond that, it can be about self-improvement and goal setting with no harm intended to anyone. JelkyWad

8”nbp is my goal, and I think it will be just perfect on me. I don’t think my wife will put up with much more of this sillyness after that.

All I know is when I get to 8” in length, I’ll have hit my goal. I’d love to hear a woman gasp in surprise at the size of it. But then I want the whole package too, I want the girth to go along with it. 6.5” maybe 7”, but then again 8” in girth would probably hurt most woman, which is not my intentions. What’s the volume on an 8 x 8 anyways?

“but then again 8” in girth would probably hurt most woman”

No, it probably won’t as you’d very rarely get a chance to use it on them….

Now with a dick that big can you get fully errect and or have a high erection angle? I just want to know that when I manage to go from 5 inches to 8 will it still be able stand up by itself? Also I’d assume its very inconvient to get an erection in public, it must be pretty hard to hide something that big.