Getting back in the game.

He won’t last too long with any more tricks

Day whatever it is in the Big Thunders Hoose.
A spammer has tried to tempt the others into paying extortionate amounts for snake oil.
But the others don’t care.

I kind of guessed hence the reason I didn’t start a conversation.
But I am glad it brought some attention to my thread.

(Like the way a hooker brings attention to a alleyway late at night)

Basically I had a good routine last night it just seems to feel way more natural now and I decided not to add the ADS in for the fact I could not really bothered and I want to see what type of gains I get from just jelqing.

Because jelqing is just really easy and a simple method which doesn’t take lots of skill.
All it really takes is practice and finding what works best for you.
And I would like to see how much I gain after the month so I can make a little prediction of how much I could gain if I did it constant.

Has anyone out there ever just exclusively Jelqed permanently over long periods of time?
And what were the results?MPS?
(Massive Penis Syndrome)

And my unit just seems to be all round better + fatter when flacid and when I get a stiff it goes quite thick and I am getting morning wood!

I don’t usually get morning wood but I don’t ED problems.

Feel free to comment ok guys.
Even if it’s about anything. (Anything at all)

Yours Sincerely
Mr W

Hey MrWhiskers

I pretty much jelqed the first year I started PE, I never liked manual stretching I preferred jelqing and than wearing a stretcher. But I got my best gains early from jelqing only. IF I could only do one exercise it would be jelqing.

Day (not too far in)

I had a day off from work yesterday which was good and meant I could relax and just chill out.
My routine went really well last night it feels really good to do and it feels much more supple on my unit now.

I have come up with a few brainstorms which may seem a little silly or have already been tried out.

1.People who jelq must have really smooth hands if they use things like Vaseline,moisturizer,cocoa butter.
Meaning if you shake hands with someone whose hands feel soft then they maybe a Jelqer.

2. Maybe a gradual increase on the Jelqs maybe in order every month or so.
Like add 50-100 jelqs a month.

And others but I don’t have a lot of time.
Thank you for the Info Dino that is actually very inspiring and I would like to talk more on the matter but I’m running late.
What sort of gains did you see after a month?
And do you think a gradual increase would be beneficial?

People Comment.

Yours sincerely
Mr W

Hello my adoring fans!!
It’s been too long.

Well a few days really.
Basically I have been keeping to my routine with ease which is good.
But here comes the twist. I read on a thread here that low erection level jelqing works more on length which is what I really want for the moment because I feel I have enough girth to keep happy.

So last night I decided to do a low level session of jelqing of 200 jelqs as well.
And while I was doing it it just felt like I was not getting any work done.
It was about 30%-40% erection level with same tension.

And in the morning it felt like I had given it some proper work so I am going to do the last two weeks of my routine on working on length.

And I am planning on just doing jelqing on general so it will be just a constant thing added to my life.
Has anyone had good results from low erection level jelqing?
And with work it’s been ok even though more and more people keep wanting refunds over the phone and I constantly refuse.

And now like loads of the people I was in training with (the girls) are ignoring me.
I think that other girl has gotten to them and they have decided to join forces and use their ignoring powers to obliterate me completely.
It seems a bit shit really and makes me want to throw rocks at them while dressing up as BeetleGuise/Beetlejuice.

Any advice?Like because I am only one person and my ignoring powers are not that great and I am outnumbered.
And obviously I can’t push people in front of buses no matter how much it calls for.

And with size for the moment I would like to reach 6.5 NBEL with 5.5 MEG so I am already on the girth mark but I would like a bit more length. 0.3 to be exact.

Any advice will be appreciated.
Hope you are all ok.

Yours sincerely
Mr W

I haven’t been on too much but when I saw a Mr w thread I could not help but read it.

My advice is to stick with a routine for at least 6 weeks before you change it.

As far as these women go, unless it really bothers you that badly, fuck it go find some willing pussy and fully get over that ex of yours, sex is one hell of a drug.

Throw on some porn during those jelqs, and keep the speed in mind, and you will not have low erection levels.

I’m going to check up on you from time to time so KEEP AT IT!!!!!

Best of luck brother.

I haven’t been able to do it either. I’ve been failing to stick to a schedule for years now.

I think gradually increasing is a good idea, but I would do it in much smaller increments. Now, this is comming from someone who has not gained, so keep that in mind too.

Hey there everybody!

Funny story, I was typing this all up yesterday and my sister wanted to a check on the computer for holiday photos.
And she wanted to do it on my site not on hers or a normal one.
(She has gone on my site before for an excuse to snoop through my files and find my stash)

So I just went NO and locked my site and logged hers in, and she was quite pissed off because she was definitely trying to make shit hit the fan.
And she said “well why can’t I do it from your site?” And my Dad said ” Well why can’t you do it from yours?”
Which shut her up.
She is very snake like and likes to cause trouble.

But back onto normal news and stuff
(Oh yeah because I locked mine and went to work I lost all the stuff I typed)
I have been keeping with my routine swimmingly I did use last week as a week to try out low level jelqing but it just didn’t seem that great so for this week I am going to do my higher erection level ones.

But on Wednesday I had a day off because I went out to town and got very drunk and I did not think that I would be able to jelq without harming myself. (I got off with a model!)

Work is not that bad at the moment because I have lowered my call time, but I do hang up on people quite a bit.
So maybe they will fire me for that reason.

And my god I am sure the girls in work have set up a “I hate Mr W club”.
And I was talking to a mate of mine and he said that they only ignore me when the major ignore girl is in.
Which is pretty pants. But it just shows how childish that is. ( I hope she gets eaten by a squid)

And I have a new friend! This toad like waited by the bus stop for me for a couple of weeks and he was there last night, so I took him home and put him in the back garden because we have lots of slugs at the moment.

So that cheered me up.
And with my Ex and all that a part of me wants to go running to her shouting out I love you and all that jazz and the other part of me wants to wish she never existed.

And I had a disturbing dream about murder the other night which I will have to keep an eye on.
You checking up on me Clemski sounds perfect, as long as it’s not outside my window again!

Yeah I know exactly what you mean Kojack keeping to a routine is a tough thing to do.
But this thread is really helping me through it because it’s a bit like a diary of sorts to let a few things of my chest.
And it’s whatever works for some may not work for others.
I guess it’s a good middle ground we are looking for.
Like not too many but not too little.
Maybe scientific tests?

I hope you two are having fun and I hope you are both well.
I will now have to go to work. (Sigh)

Feel free to comment about anything.

Yours sincerely
Mr W

I have been keeping with my routine it seems to be ok.
I am not sure when I am going to book like a week off in future or have a break or even upgrade my routine.

There is a few things I would like to talk to you guys about but I am kinda tired tonight so I will post it tomorrow with other information and thoughts and whats been going on recently.

Yours Sincerely
Mr W

Hello there.
Well I guess there is lots of news.
I am not sure where to begin.

Well I will get all info about my routine out of the way first. Basically It’s been going OK and my erections are more random then my murderous tendency’s. No joke they have been popping up out of nowhere at the slight thought of a young maiden.(The erections not the murder)

And I have been doing the routine now for 6 weeks so I am going to upgrade it now to 250 jelqs per day.
I ran out of Vaseline but I went out and bought some more, and it makes my unit and my hands really soft. (Quite a good price too)
And in the mornings and throughout the day my unit feels and looks still engorged giving me a better flacid.
But I would rather work on length so I can get up to a 7 BPEL/ 6.5 NBPEL, because at the moment all that seems to happen is that it looks more and more girthyer. Any more hints for length please?

I guess I will measure myself either later on today or probably tomorrow for that matter to see what is going on.

Now lets move onto my personal life. (This is going to be long)
Basically as you remember I turned a girl down before because I was not ready for a relationship after my ex broke up with me 10 or so months ago. (But who’s counting?)

And here is the icing on top. My company is free lance and works for a certain mobile phone company as a call center.
Well that phone company decided to remove everyone on Pay as you talk (me and the rest of the team) from my company and put all contract issues there instead and put pay as you talk somewhere else.
Meaning I am now in training for Contract. And they did this with such little warning that my team leader found out the day after me!

So now I am in training.

And you must all think “Well Mr W isn’t that a good thing? There’s obviously no way that you and all the girls who ignore you will be in the same group as you.”

Well karma thought it would pull an almighty dick move and make me think that I was in a different group but then pull back at the last second and dump me in the most awkward hell. (Why me?)

So that means they are all there. And god knows the girls would talk to me if the one bloody girl who wants everyone to ignore me was not there.
It sucks balls. (And not the good kind of ball sucking)

And now several other girls (who are my friends) fancy me which is quite creepy because they are quite attractive but sadly I ain’t heard anything from the model who use to fancy me in secondary school and who I got off with. (Sigh) (I wish I could get her attention)(And it looks like she is moving away to uni!)

One of the girls is a mum as well. (A Milf I suppose).
(And yes she is my age (19))
But sadly I am still not ready for other girls because well, I am just not ready after my previous relationship.
And I have been listening to one song from the new Eminem album constantly called 3am and my friends say that it reminds them of me. (In case you haven’t heard it, it’s about serial killing)

Oh yeah and if anyone uses face book have you noticed that if your writing a comment or post on Thunders site and face book is up in another window in the background and someone messages you it stops you from typing and if you hit back space it takes you back to the page you were previously viewing.
(It is very annoying)

Oh and I got a spot on my nose which I tried to squeeze but there was no head to it so it just became a really big and red bump on the end of my nose and I felt so ugly.
But my mum gave me some of her foundation she doesn’t use and I put it on and it covered it up really well.
And I did that for like one day and it’s basically nearly all gone. No redness left at all and it’s like completely flat now.

I think one more day of it may save me.
I wish I knew about this sooner.
And my mum told me that foundation actually has skin healers in it anyway.
(Skin healers sounds like a super hero team)

But that’s about it for the moment. If there is anything I forgot to write I will come back and put it in later under a comment.

So yeah that’s it. Feel free to comment about anything OK.

Yours Sincerely
Mr W

My boy, you got to get off this chick, its been awhile. Force yourself to fuck around do it for me man. You will be over her in a month.

You should start doing kegels. It should increase your EQ and I know I got some gains after a month or so from better EQ alone.

Ok I am back with my current size.

My current measurements are!
6.8BPEL/6.3NBPEL- 5.5MEG.

Now these are the measurements I left my old routine with but my length did go down to 6.7BPEL/6.2NBPEL and my girth did go down to 5.4ish MEG.

So I am glad I have got myself back to where I left off.
So tomorrow I am going to be doing 250 a night (5 days a week) and do that for about a months worth and check where I am going at the end of it.

I am still unsure whether or not I want to add my ADS into this mix because I don’t feel like spending two hours a night in that torture device.
(The ADS is the Max extender so it is a torture device)

But I may be able to bring myself to do one hour a night.
Do you think I would get any gains from it in length only on one hour a night? (+Jelqing)

And thank you Clemski but I think it could be easier said then done.
I don’t know what it is but it’s like I can’t let go of her. (I feel like such a jackass)
And I turned down the Milf today.

Thanks but my EQ is actually above perfect Number76.(I sound like a cocky bastard there) (unintentional!)
It’s like the actual feel of having a wooden cock when it’s hard.
(By random I mean it pops up out of nowhere at the slight thought of female attention)

But I do appreciate the advice and I do slight kegels when jelqing anyway to get blood into the unit.
And the websites like the Visualizer and penis debate site has given me the mind set to carry on full steam with PE because the perfect size on both of the sites seem to be 7.5BPEL- 6MEG. (6.2 MEG on the Visualizer)

Which means I am going to work hardcore on getting gains of 0.7 length+0.7 Girth.
And end up with the Supposed “perfect penis”.

I know the Penis debate site is lies but getting to perfect on that would make everything change.
I know it could be a long road to travel but my god it would be worth it.

And I think I may of made up a new PE technique. I have been trying it in the shower and it has given me a really good work out fatigue feeling+flacid.

(I am going to discuss this technique with a few senior members in case it has already been performed)

I think I will try and just work my unit to 7BPEL/6.5NBPEL as that is the closer part I want to get to and then maybe give it a week break or so and then move onto making it the “perfect penis”.
(And any gains in girth would be a plus)

That seems to be it for that little segment.

Please anybody feel free to comment on this about anything you feel could be nit picked about.
I appreciate all comments.

You don’t have to read through all you have to do is read the most recent posts and comment on them you don’t have to read the whole thread.

Hope you are all well.
Happy Gaining

Yours Sincerely
Mr W

Wow guys. (Started on the 7th sept,for future reference)
I think breakthrough?

I have done like two nights of 250 jelqs, and I am keeping really thick and long flacid length through out the day.
It feels great pulling a fat thing out to go for a slash.

And this vaseline I am using now (same brand same packaging same price) seems to feel much smoother , and has made my hands and unit way more soft then the other one did.

I feel quite confident. I think I am going to do this for about 4 weeks and then I am going to measure and see what is happening and then I may upgrade it after that aswell who knows.

Anybody experience anything similar?