Every time I fight with my GF, and if some one is in earshot, she will you spit out that I have a small dick. Just last week I was yelling at her to clean the house because I had just got home with one of my best buddies in tow and there was no place to sit in the LR, because she had all her crap spread out. Here is a woman that has no job, sleeps till 3 pm, does nothing but watch TV all fucking day while I bust my hump working 7 days a week, 12 hrs. min. per day. (I’ve been watching the “The Dog Whisperer” to get some helpful hints, but the bitch is already too calm and submissive.)
Anyway, in the middle of my rant, she tells me that I can take my “little dick” and shove it into my own ass. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off. Even my buddy was dying. (Good thing that he overheard one of my other GFs telling my doctor friend that she couldn’t take anymore when he joked that the HGH that I was ordering would make my dick bigger.) Now, this “little dick” comment comes from a woman that complains that I am way too big for her. I am not joking when I tell you that I can barely fit inside of her. Just goes to show you that women know where to strike a man when she wants maximal damage. And I think that they also know what to say to make us feel the greatest. What a woman thinks about our penises, seems to either make or break a man. Kind of sad, isn’t it?