Girls really can misjudge penis size

I’ve never revealed my “measurements” to anybody and if asked will refer to pornstars with the same or very similer measurements eg: Length of Rocco Siffredi, girth of Billy Glide etc. Why? Because most people where I’m from don’t know anything about “real” measurements and seem to think , for example, an average 5.5inch long penis is 7inches long etc. Use PEers know the truth but the majority of the population don’t so if you told somebody that you had a 7 incher in your pants they think that you are average. God forbid if you told them that you were 5.5 long! Things aren’t going to change in a hurry so we all have to put up with the nieve lies from girls bragging about their guys’ 10 incher for the time-being. If a girlfriend askes if she can measure it ask her to jump on the scales or her bodyfat % . Even if they are fit, trim & terrific they will usually shut up and stop being a pest.

There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow if you look hard enough. It feels good when I hear things from girls like, ” that thing has got to be at least 9 inches long” or ” that thing is as thick as a coke can”. I know that I can give the majority of porn’s male talent a run for their money but I’m not that big :D

Seeing myself rockhard in front of a full length mirror really gave me a reality check on how big I really am after looking down on it for so many years. I have a quite solid midsection (muscle not fat) and rather wide hips so my unit looks a hell of alot smaller from my eyelevel. When bending over to take a closer look and the image in the mirror I realised that I was ALOT bigger than I always thought, being a hell of a lot longer but my girth blew me away when I saw it closeup and from the side. Now I know why everybody that I’ve had sex with (since I started PE 2 years ago) have been speechless when I first show them what they will be working with :D

How big are you, Knochenbrecher?

>>>I know that I can give the majority of porn’s male talent a run for their money but I’m not that big :D

Yeah, that, to me, is one of the “proofs” that most women don’t encounter many very-large penises. Whenever I’ve heard women talk about porn, or have been around them watching it, they’re typically shocked by the 8x6 (sometimes smaller) penises on screen, as if such a size were inhuman.

My girlfriend is a mathematician, and she carries a slide ruler with here everywhere! :( She’s very precise, too!

Does she know about your PE? Or was this truly a joke, that she doesn’t get?

She had no idea about my PE. She took it as an absurd non sequitur joke, as I had intended :)

I’m not going to post my numbers just yet as I would like to do a “guess my size” post in the near future once I’ve moved and can get my hands on a digital camera and some alone time to use it. I’ll give you a clue: bigger than Ed Powers, smaller than Mandingo :D

Jersey, that was seriously freakin’ funny. Thanks. ROFL.

Sheesh, girls normally get mine correct. Fucking dam it..

Although my size is 7.7 x 5.6 I might add…

They get it about 7.5 inches… but HEY! I’ve just gained another 0.2 recently so may be this could make the difference!

I overheard a guy bragging to his girlfriend the other day about his 6” dick… and that wasn’t the first time I’ve heard someone bragging about their 6 inches. She came to me afterwards and asked if that was big… I told her it was about average. It’s so hard to decide what to say… should you say your real size? Should you slap on an inch… two? What can you get away with, what does she want to hear… oh noez?!

Life’s tough huh?

My gal uses a ruler in design every day. She guessed 6 inches when my pre-PE was much closer to 7. I stuck it in her ass and she revised her estimate upwards.

I’ve never had a woman ask me for my measurements. But if one did, I’d tell her that I don’t know because I don’t measure myself. Then I’d tell her that if she wanted to measure me she could. I’d be very curious to see what method of measuring different women use.

I was just fibbing. I don’t currently have a girlfriend per se, and the woman I’ve been “seeing” is anything but a mathematician! She’s a kind of New Age, hippie, “intuitive” type. She’s never asked anything about my measurements, though she has commented on my girth. :)