Great method for measuring.

WHAT??? Your finger’s girth is 3/4 of an inch bigger than my dick’s girth? My wife would love for my to have fingers like yours, but it would be really hard to pick my nose.

He was trying to be nice. And it fits fore him, grow up :)

Thank you dverak.

Anyone would think I was offering them poison lol.

Although I’m curious what size my member is, I’m more interested to know if it’s growing. I use my extender as my measurer. I’m happy each time I can add bars to it. I know this is not BPEL, but when I can add bars, at least I know my dick is stretching more than before.

PEnessMonster:

I think you are looking for a device like this:

http://sizeofaman.com/store/

It is called "The Final Say Phallumeasure" — it is basically a clear tube with ruler markers for measuring your penis.

Similar to your idea, but clear and it allows for greater girth than 5 inches.

Not sure it would work for those of us with a curve, though.

Maybe putting a curved erect penis in it for extended amounts of time with lots of heat might help with the curve?

I always hope there is a cure for curvature.

Why? It brings uniqueness to your penis.
Your wife or girlfriend will never be saying you are the smallest penis I had instead she’ll be saying “You have the nicest crooked penis. Mind if I hang my bra on it.”

I am kidding, it would be really nice if there was a simple cure for it.