Happy Birthday Twat !!!

Hobbs, I lost my dog collar long ago. Is that a bad thing? Will you turn me in to the crazy catcher.

Flower, I appreciate the well wishing and help you have always given me.

Tube, I lost my intergalactic passport. But I appreciate the Birthday dance.

Dino, when we drinking again? Something good, you know like imported cause I am such a snob.

Winston, you said Love? You scare me man. I have to go now! Go cure cancer or dig a tunnel or something.

Peforeal, I hope I have entertained you while I have been here. These earth years add up.

L Born, my friend, I made my birthday wish and Miss Briana didn’t show up. I guess ice cream cake is not as good as a crack pipe for her and her skinny ass. Please send her relatives over anytime. I need to get married in less than a year now.

Dr, I wised up. I got tired of throwing dice with other losers in my basement with Dungeons and Dragons. I can’t cook or feed myself. So women have been put on the earth to assist in that venture with me. That explains the waitress/barmaid connection, if that didn’t occur I would have died out a long time ago.

n2grow, thanks for the B-day wishes. It was decent. I netted some loot.

Krowax, dude what’s up? When you mailing some imported liquor over here for me?

Y, thanks man. Always a pleasure dealing with you. How is life in the NW again? Different beat than the SE?

Mem, yes I am 29 again and again. Everyday for but a year with the devil magic I use. I do look 5 to 10 years older physically though.

Chit, sure that will happen. Next you’ll be shotglasspimping too.

Horse, yes I am but a youngster. Thanks for the Birthday wishes though.

Thank you everyone. I appreciate the well wishing.

Happy Birthday to you TT

Well, well my “old” friend :)

And many, many more to ya!

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I don’t get why you are faking your age Twat. I refer you to this post from 3 years ago.

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A very happy 29th birthday to you TwatTeaser. I’m glad you liked my gifts. You the man

Radii, Thanks man.

Merlin, I appreciate the cool Pms I have gotten over the years.

Joystick, My Italian friend, Thanks for everything. I will eventually rise from the ocean and visit Europe, leaving a path of amusement to the denziens of that land.

Mem, I must have wrote that in some strange mushroom growing on my lawn and gas huffing incident while drinking. It was maybe a domestic beer slipped to me by my cheap family that did me dirty.

I forgot to get that horroscope clipping in the paper for it is your birthday deal. Oh well.

Oops, busted! Happy (belated) Birthday TT! Thoroughly enjoy your posts, thanks.

Another Leo, there should be an astrological poll for this forum.

Do visit Twatman. You can use my floating pyramid to come here. I will fill it with some of the world’s most beautiful women so they’ll keep your entertained on your journey. What’s more, the pyramid is armed with an electric scepter that you can use to zap deathrays at your enemies

Thanks! There is a poll started by either PEforeal or Avocet on just that topic.

And a pinch to grow an inch! <all kinds of puns there, take your pick>

Happy Birthday TT!!! :)

Sidenote: Ive had the pleasure of meeting TT in person and I can say that he is a cool and unique character.