I can just see it now, it’s one of those VH1 documentaries, and it’s the narrator with that distinct voice!
(Starter grew up in a beautiful neighborhood and attended so and so high school, he had a promising career in rocket science and quickly married his beautiful wife who appreciated his moderate size.)
Later on VH1’s Behind the Boxers, Starter is sent into a spiraling hell with his cocaine addiction and abandoned by his wife, children, and friends as his excess in PE makes him the object of envy and hate!
(Quote Starter) ” I don’t know what I was thinking, I just couldn’t stop, and I looked down and there was me, lying on the bed, my body, and this weird stretching device on my genital area, and my penis was just enormous! It was one of the lower times in my life!”
LMFAO!
I was by no means putting down the question, I was just having some fun.