Have you named your best friend?

Many new members on the board now so I was wondering what names we have all given to our dicks. As you may remember from previous posts, my buddy is called “Spike.” I noticed that the TNN tv station recently renamed itself “Spike TV” and it is a “men’s channel,” now. I assume this was in honor of my penis….but I am not 100% sure about that. So what have you christened your little buddy? MagnumXL

It’s not very original, but i call mine Snake. I’d like to call it Python or something, but it just aint big enough yet

I call mine “my dick.”

Ernest……

I don’t have a name for mine, but my best friend is my wife. SHE has a number of names for it!!

:D

Well mine would be Bufford, that would be after Bufford T. Pusser (sp?)

you remember the movie “Walking Tall”, He always carried around a BIG stick ;-)

Rob

My penis is Ted
My right arm is Sally
My left arm is Kirk
My left leg is Harry
My right leg is Theodore
My testicles are Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
My liver is Jethro
My heart is Muhammed Shibaz Moqito

And all of the above is a lie.

I call mine eenie Ernie, pmsl. One day he will be renamed Goliath. lol

I promised my dick a nickname when he’s big enough…

Eight inches at least! He has to be huge to get a nickname! Another 1.5 inches and I will proudly call him “little joe”!

And he will like it - when I tell him that Bonanzas Little Joe was notorious for his huge bulge in some early episodes.

TROUT or WORM! When I was in the Military and some of the guys I lived with would ask me if I was going out to look for pussy I would say;

“I’m gonna drop worm”..

They hated that and threatened to fuck me up if I kept saying it lol… Not sure why it pissed them off but it really did…

Harry & the twins.

And woo-hoo… No more “New” on the avatar.

Excalibur

Mine is named “Richard”. I guess that’s the long version of “dick” :D

A long dick is called Richard and a short erection is called Eric. lol