How to overcome "ruler shy"?

I always need my wife to bring me good time and measure my dick, I can’t do it without her help. Everytime I try to do it myself, my dick just say good bye when the ruler gets near.

Easiest for me is the simple method of watching a girl’s big, round, beautiful ass bouncing up and down. I’ve got about a 10 second window to take a clear pick, give or take.

I stopped trying to overcome the shyness. Now I just measure BPFSL ;) .

Measure while clamped.

Most people are usually bigger when clamped though. Some are much bigger clamped, while some are just a little bit bigger (like myself) when clamped, so that wouldn’t be ideal for measuring. Might give some of us an ego boost though!

It should show growth with erection quality taken out of the equation.

Hahaa..good one.
But 10 seconds is not enough for me, I got to measure BPEL, mid-girth and base girth.

So you mean you go flaccid when measuring? That’s great! Just take a BPFSL measurement.

Just watch some porn. If your penis cannot remain hard while watching porn, you must have some weird problems :)

Well you just take one measurement each.. Then work your way up again.

My wife has helped me measure or I have done it with some good morning wood. I don’t see the need to measure often just 2-4 times a year.

I am fighting against the ruler!! But from now on I have on rule, “never measure on bone press” heheh sometimes it’s depressing but I think it’s more real!