Inanimate Household Products That Haunt Me

I remember DLD mentioning how objects around the house will taunt him because of their size in relation to his penis. I had a similar experience last night…

I was in my friend’s bathroom taking a piss, and I was just staring into space when the roll of toilet paper on top of the toilet tank caught my eye. I looked at the cardboard roll in the center, then looked at my dick, and got a twinge of depression. I wondered if there will come a day when I couldn’t fit my flaccid dick into the roll. I wondered if it was even possible. I didn’t even try to do it then because I knew I could fit it with plenty of room to spare, so why torture myself?

Can anyone here, even the big guys, fit their dicks inside a roll of toilet paper? Ever tried? Do you think it’s possible to have a flaccid girth so large that you couldn’t? I’m not talking chubbies here, just regular flaccid size. This has become something that makes me want to strive even more for that hung cock. Kind of like a personal goal.

Can anyone relate?

the toilet paper roll is 5.5” in girth. I cannot fit my erect in it but I can easily get my flaccid in it.

ditto luvdadus.

I never gave a thought about the flaccid thing…

thanks for the downer.

Somewhere…..right now……..there’s a guy trying to fit his penis into a paper towel roll. Shudderrrrrr…..

How about those damned Edge Gel and similar sized cans of shaving cream? I know the “33% MORE FREE!” sized cans I buy give me size envy. I think those things measure around 9.5”x6.75”

I find the wife’s can of hair spray (10” x 6.5”) sitting on the bathroom counter intimidating. Up side is when doing PE excercises I just look over at it and gives me inspiration of something to strive for.

Depending on the girl, I don’t know if you could ram a hair-spray can sized cock into her… or if they’d let you. Although, I’ve seen chicks fit way worse things up there and they seem to enjoy it.

Being refused sex because your dick is “too big” is way better than being rejected because it’s too small. I could live with that. For how long, I don’t know, but I think it would be a great ego trip at first. Every girl I’ve been with has had bigger. I know this because either they blurted it out or just by odds(had a lot of lovers)… just once I'd like to be “the ruiner”.

actually 6.5”, not liked I measured it or anything :)

LOL my bad DLD! I can get my base girth up to 6.5 (1/2” increase albeit temporary) with my cock ring on during sex..girl loves that. Up to 6.25 ish on the shaft (1/4” more than normal).

I have always thought that the shaving cans and the Red Bull cans had the perfect girth (Holmes style Girth) But I really want to hit the 7” mark before I retire.