Jojido: Secrets of the Ancients Revealed! (1995)
I found this old penis enlargement guide a few months ago on an old backup CD. I think I bought it for $30 or something around 1997, and according to my Word properties last saved it in 1999. The original was written in 1995.
I think the original might have had a copyright, but I deleted it somehow. I’ve done extensive searching to try and find some trace of the author — someone named Kevin Hall of World Wise — but to no avail. If the copyright holder comes forward objecting to its presence here it will be removed.
I’ve attached a PDF of the document in something close to it’s original form, but I remember the version I downloaded was very difficult to read — maybe 60 pages, 16 point type, myriad spacing, spelling and puncuation errors, all centered on the page. I compulsively started editing it immediately, although I left some of the typos in the version here.
Someone else around here mentioned buying this a few months ago. Anyone? Bueller?
Please don’t post here for a half hour or so. It’s going to take me some time to copy the text in and do some formatting.
I should mention: I translated the original from Arabic. (:
This Course was written for the common man, in plain English and in Narrative form by several different authors. Each author describes his or her own journey in his or her own words. No attempt has been made to edit or dilute their words. Therefore we apologize in advance for any English Language Rules that are not adhered to, as these men and women are simply travelers.
Another Note of significance, is that the most effective techniques and secrets most often come in the simplest of packages.
There’s no Magic here, only true, no-nonsense methods which do work.
“Open minds and Open Eyes are the words and actions of the Wise.”
African Proverb.
Originally formatted for the World’s most popular word processors Word Perfect, and Word for Windows. We apologize for the page differences you may experience.
THIS MANUAL IS DESIGNED AND LAID OUT FOR, EASY-READING-WHILE-YOU-PRACTICE.
THIS INFORMATION IS CONCISE AND TO THE POINT,AS SHOULD BE FOR AN EDUCATIONAL COURSE.
However, we endeavored to retain as much of the entertainment of the original manuscript as we could.
We also decided that we could not though we tried, insert every tip and technique that’s contained in the original without over complicating the educational lines to the very important - Three points of power -. Therefore we had to break the course down into this basic through advanced, and to follow soon, the Alternatives & Supra-Advanced.
This lastly mentioned course will also offer additional techniques that are at this time being gathered from the gardens of the world.
As always,… a generous discount will be offered to all who purchased the first course, in addition to membership in the Zenno Jojido Society which will enable you to attend the live workshops at various resorts around the Globe.
*Before you begin this or any exercise program, please consult your Physician.
* If you feel any pain, or strain, stop immediately, and consult your Doctor.
* Use this manual responsibly & sensibly,… & always practice safe sex.
* Please keep this out of the hands of minors.
* We take no responsibility for injuries to a person or persons resulting in the misuse or abuse of the contents of this course.
MEN,….. FINALLY…. THE SECRETS HAVE BEEN REVEALED.. ZENNO JOJIDO
The Sexual martial art & sexercise.
Once only known to a select few around the world,… the power is now in your hands !!
The secrets to build it to its natural maximum size, keep it up, & regain or retain that teen’s ability to keep it coming !! Also, find out the winning card that the Afro-American male holds in the arena Sexual prowess !!
Contents :
SECTION 1.The Factors regarding Size & the Females need.
SECTION 2.
External development;
(maximizing Size, Strength, Conditioning, muscularity and flexibility) (Sexercise).
SECTION 3.
Internal development & Climax control !
Or (tricks of the long distance runner)
SECTION 4.
Multi-gasm & the one hour joyride.
SECTION 5.
Master Strokes ! Or ( moves to do the job)Putting it all together.
ZENNO JOJIDO
Closely guarded secrets gleaned from around the world From Asia to Africa have been combined to form the most powerful method of making love, ever, to be in the hands of any one person.
Available in both Male & Female versions. You can now earn your Black belt, in the most satisfying martial art of all.
To this end, we have traveled to 19 countries around the world, researched the various sexual histories, attitudes, & secrets.
We have interviewed hundreds of people, attended live sex demonstrations, & experimented personally & the result is this entertaining, informative & factual manual
that will astoundingly improve your love life & self image. We implore you to take full advantage of every secret we reveal to you, as we have researched them, to the maximum, use them ourselves & know them all to be actual & factual.
Section 1.
Size and Female Requirements
” BIG PENIS EQUALS WOMEN’S NEEDS SATISFIED’ ?”
In this culture, the damage of this myth is driving men who don’t measure up into purchases of gadgets of all kinds, pumps, extenders, & even sports cars. More dangerously some men are opting for radical & expensive forms of surgery.
All of these men are wasting their precious time & money. Though penis size is not as important as the myth claims, size can be added naturally by building the muscle like organ called the “Penis.”
Building the penis instead of artificially enlarging it, brings the added & most important benefits, of conditioning & strength, and flexibility, which will bring you more praise in your performance than any Jumbo size one minute lover.
All myths aside, what do women actually physically need in inches to get off ? What do they require for fulfillment?
Well, let us start with a little anatomy, 1st of all, a woman’s vagina only has nerve endings in the 1st 2 inches from the opening, most of those being right around the ring of muscle, or mouth of the opening.
Therefore, if a man with only a two-inch penis who knows all the factors (you will know the factors) is with a woman who has learned to bring about a vaginal climax, he will bring her to orgasm !
If she is among the women, who have yet to learn how to experience a vaginal climax, don’t despair, for you will learn a methods which will carry her into climax as well!
”What about penis thickness?” Do you ask?
Well thickness can be important. However, the need & degree of thickness, depends upon the amount of muscle control a woman has. It is not, as one has been led to believe, Age, or the amount of babies, or partners a particular woman has gone through, which affects that need.
In Japan & most Asian countries, size is not a factor simply because Vaginal muscle control has been raised to an art form.
WE have witnessed live sex shows in the red light districts of Singapore & the Philippines. There women push six ping pong-balls into their vaginas, then shoot the balls out, one at a time, 15 feet away, into a bucket, using only their vaginal muscles.
The popping sound that those powerful vaginas make, as the balls are released, is astounding!
More striking, is the ” His lover’s Banana Cutter ” where a peeled banana, is fully inserted into her vagina, and as a man lays under her vagina, mouth open wide, the fruit is pushed out & sliced bit by bit by the muscles of that magnificent vagina !!
Then there’s the “Payday” where women stack 5 inches of coins on the lip of a coke bottle, squat down, engulf the coins with their sex organs, then release them by any number you request into your hand.
As you can imagine, these women know how to please their lovers & themselves, no matter the size of the penis.
We know for a fact that as lovers, these women are fantastic! For even without any effort or technique from our members, the women kept them up- and going all night. Unbelievably in the sunshine of morning, the men were still up for more !
Unfortunately, in western culture, these skills are not known or practiced, yet… (But not to worry brothers… we’re working on this problem too.) Therefore the only known equalizer to a weak, & untrained vagina is “Size”!!
Notice we said “known” equalizer,…because there are methods and means you can utilize which will please a woman, yourself included within this culture, that do not require excessive thickness or hose length.
When you maximize your penis size, add correct motion, conditioning, & control, {all of which you will have mastery of}, then you will be able to please any straight woman, loose or tight, muscle tone or the lack thereof.
You will be experiencing delicious Sex and Explosive climaxes beyond your wildest dreams as well.
Next, learn what the optimum size is…
Size,…the pitfall's & advantages
Since most of us know all to well, the perceived pitfalls of having a smaller than an average penis, whether we have one or not,..
Let us start with the pitfalls of having a larger than an average penis.
After interviewing hundreds of women & men on this subject, more than three quarters of the women complained, that a large penis used incorrectly was a huge barrier to enjoying sex and makes the act a dreaded & uncomfortable undertaking.
The same percentage of larger than average men, have experienced grief and weathered the complaints and excuses of causing their sex partners pain and suffering. This situation can seriously affect a couple’s sexual relationship, make oral sex a rare and brief event and anal sex a near impossibility.
Complaints of excessive thickness above one & one\half inch’s diameter of thickness, (average size) if the female is built small, does not lubricate properly, or has not born a child, sex can be a major undertaking requiring her to bear the pressure & pain of the vaginal walls actually being torn apart!
Then there’s the length factor, where if the length was above 6 inches (average length) for some women, an uncomfortable feeling of the penis reaching up into the internal reproductive organs & pummeling them was prevalent.
These situations can & do cause serious damage like cysts that require surgery, & infections that could result in the loss of childbearing capability.
However, these situations can be greatly reduced with knowledge of how to use your tool correctly. We will cover how later.
Advantages of the larger than average penis are as we all know too well are; If the woman has a loose, out of shape vagina and little control, a large tool can give her the feeling she once had when she was young & inexperienced, whether the man knows the correct methods and techniques or not.
Conversely,.. smaller than average penises can be of advantage to women with small & tight vagina’s.
Like the large male & loose females match, these combinations can make it easier, and allow one to complete the act in a satisfactory fashion, but the fact remains that in order to maximize the Erotic experience, Prolong it, as well as carry your partner with you, up into the light of Ecstasy, special technique’s & conditioning must be learned, practiced, and implemented.
Techniques available here.
Next we discover the Samurai Building techniques,..
Section 2 Building that structure.
Penis building, Samurai Style…
I’m in Japan, home again, for the first time in more than 17 years. It’s raining outside of the cab I’ve hired to take me through the hills of a city called Hyama. I’m to visit a person whom I understand is the master of an ancient form of martial art, not known to the West, or even to most of the East.
As we pass people scurrying with their umbrellas, and turn the corner where a shrine shines with the rain, I wonder what I might find.
The rain clears as we pull in front of an older looking home. The door is answered by a kindly bent old woman, who bows after I introduce myself & then she smiles while I sit on a bench in the foyer to remove my shoes & put on the offered slippers. She leads me to a sliding rice paper door, which she opens & I am greeted by an old man, who stood up from a cross legged position with the grace of a cat.
I was taken aback by his remarkably strong & alert gaze. I bow respectfully after which he bade me sit at a low table.
After over 30 minutes of tea & pleasantries, a must in Japanese society, I can no longer hold my curiosity and I inquire after for which I have traveled so far.
At once, I felt I knew had made a huge mistake. My memory flashed the once forgotten knowledge of Japanese rule of the indirect. I had been away for far too long, for the Japanese would never be so impatient and direct. It is considered rude.
He sat there motionlessly without speaking for what seemed like five minutes, reading my face before he kind of sighed in a disappointed manner, and finally spoke “This is a secret used for centuries by the Samurai, who believed in exercising all muscles of the human body.
From under a floorboard, he produced a black lacquered box, and with a sparkle in his eyes, he said “This is the secret to youth! I can now at age 82 outlast you.”
With this, he proceeded to open the box which took a few minutes because it was a puzzle box that required a combination of sliding panels to be moved in a certain order.
Finally,..
The box opened to reveal four disc shaped stones of various sizes, with holes in the middle.
To tell you the truth, I was confused & not just a little disappointed. But after he explained, I understood completely. The stones were weights that were pushed over the head of the penis when it was flaccid, then as it swelled, the stone would stay in place & then be lifted by the muscles of the penis in reps, thus building & strengthening the middle erector muscle, the tube that runs along the bottom & center of the three tube muscles of the penis.
As I examined the stones, I noticed the intricate erotic artwork carved on them, but more important, the weight of even the smallest stone was to me quite heavy.
The stones according to him, were made in the 18th century and were unavailable today, unless I could convince someone to sell me theirs. However, try though I may, I was unable to even locate any of the stones, let alone purchase any.
This led us to create a more modern & efficient version of doing the exercises & even creating a device that is three times as efficient as the original, but more on this later.
These exercises were then combined with Secret exercise techniques called “Cow Milk” which would complete the building process. Not to be confused with masturbation, these advanced methods are the most effective form of manual manipulation for strength and size available in the world.
Note: We use the term “Muscle” with regards to the penis. Some refute this as incorrect, however we know from many decades of experience, that certain tissues of the penis behaves, and reacts to exercise, in the same manner as muscle, so for lack of a better word, we will throw semantics aside.
We begin the building techniques on the next page,..
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