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Ugh…
My sister just found the Power-Jelq device in my room and asked what it was for. I was so shocked I said it was a hair straightener (ouch!). Thus, she took it and started to try it out. If only she knew where the device was used. I should’ve prepared for this earlier and said it was used for painting. Oh well..
LOL!! That gave me a good laugh…
Always use an excuse that I prepared, it is to be used with finger numbness for when your hand falls asleep. Like when you have the remote in your hand for the tv and after hours your fingers get all tinglily. Bought it off an internet website for 9.995!
The Bib Hanger is infact a hammer toe corrector/straightener.
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When the wife found it, (I had it hidden at the far dark corner underneath the bathroom sink) and asked what it was, I just said it was a jar lifter. Seemed to have satisfied her!
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my brother found it once, ahhhhh. I told him i use its a foot massager, hehe! I dont know if he bought it or not. :D
Originally posted by LonerJ
Ugh…
My sister just found the Power-Jelq device in my room and asked what it was for. I was so shocked I said it was a hair straightener (ouch!). Thus, she took it and started to try it out. If only she knew where the device was used. I should've prepared for this earlier and said it was used for painting. Oh well..
Does this qualify as incest or molestation. Even in the timiest way? Just kidding. You don’t want her finding out and going on Springer about your Power-Jelq now do you?
Learn to hide shit better. Perhaps an old shoe box at the bottom of your closet beneath all your old shoes and shit. My relatives fear my room with all the shit piled all the floor like clothes new and worn. Maybe even the hollowed out space in a beurea or dresser in the back.
“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor
I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.
Originally posted by twatteaser
Does this qualify as incest or molestation. Even in the timiest way? Just kidding. You don't want her finding out and going on Springer about your Power-Jelq now do you?Learn to hide shit better. Perhaps an old shoe box at the bottom of your closet beneath all your old shoes and shit. My relatives fear my room with all the shit piled all the floor like clothes new and worn. Maybe even the hollowed out space in a beurea or dresser in the back.
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Yeah, rice sock is to apply heat to my sore delt, home made hanger is something that I’m trying out for home made training equipment, talc is for the bad skin in my hands and the list goes on… If you lie good enough, you don’t have to hide anything. ;)
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