Kenneth Cole pants...

So I got these new pants at Macy’s the other day. The brand is Kenneth Cole.

They sure do show off my penis!

You can see the outline of much of my shaft and all my mushroom cap!

I took them off because I thought it would be unprofessional. I would be embarrassed about the guys in the office making fun of me. The women’s jaws would drop and I think some of them would think it inappropriate.

Hanging either to the left or the right… it’s very revealing. Funnily enough, they are very comfortable! The material creates a nice clingy pocket for you.

The preceeding message was brought to you by Kenneth Cole with a promotional consideration from Macy’s……

Zilla,
Wear the pants! Show your boy off! Let the ladies enjoy themselves - they deserve it after all of these years of selflessly entertaining you with their headlights.
Someone should start a poll on whether or not Godzilla should wear his penis pants to work.
Be a sport, fella! Wear the pants!

Yes Captn… i will wear the pants tomorrow!

YTM Zilla! Let us know how the crotch-watch goes…….

Godzilla,

Go ahead and wear the pants. I’m going to look into some tomorrow at the Sax OFF 5th Avenue store we have here in Hawaii. Now, I do have a Kenneth Cole watch that I wear. Does that count?

Peforeal

I agree. Even if you only wear them once, showing the package will definitely make you more popular at work thereafter. We’ll be expecting your observations in the coming days and weeks.

Just don’t have a bad flaccid day, stay away from the caffeine and drink plenty of water.

Zilla,

how much for those puppies?

Why not wear those slacks! It’s not as if you were nude, one can’t help if what he has shows off through his pants. Its yours and if you are comfortable and they look great on your body. Go for it PE buddy.

I actually own a pair of black KC pants that have some polyester in them.
When I bought them, my GF was with me and she said, “I don’t want you to buy these, they make your bulge look too big, and I don’t want other girls noticing that”. Needless to say, I bought them anyway.

Stalyn

First of all — wear the KC pants. You will be more popular at least with the ladies. The guys may slice your throat but you will be the talk amongst the womem.

My wife made a similar comment about the KC pants —” your dick shows everywhere”.

Have you ever seen the Country Western singers on TV and wonder how they get jeans that fit like that? If you are into snug fitting (yet still comfortable) jeans you can go to one of the Country Western type stores and buy a jeans that has some elastic in them. They have a little stretch in them and shows off everything.

678

I looked up Kenneth Cole’s online store and found that they have eight styles of pants ($69 to $110), each with a distinctive name. Do any of you guys recall which style you bought or which shows the biggest bulge?

Gotta get me some of those puppies! Thanks for your help. —Hank

Hahahaha! Those pants have funny names WannaB…. but mine just say STRETCH on the label.

I am wearing the pants today.. and the first to see me were two men in the office. The first noticed right away. He approached me by the water cooler and asked me about something… then ended the conversation quickly and walked away. I noticed he looked straight into my eyes more than usual. I felt a little funny actually. The second guy didn’t notice.

My favorite lady in the office looked rather sad today.. stressed a little… but I am sure she noticed. She looked me up and down.. and all around.. she has admit to masturbating while thinking of me. She’s lovely. We talked for a couple minutes and I left.

Wifey noticed right away this morning and said I look nice but my pants look tight. I asked if I should change and she said no. Funny thing is that the pants don’t feel tight.. they feel just right.

I will keep everyone posted. But don’t expect too much more of a reaction today.

THanks, Godz. Do you recall how much you paid for them? That might help identify the style, or narrow it down.

http://www.amaz on.com/exec/obi … 7782973-1297546

This is what i bought.. in black and grey. If you click the image you will see a larger one… you will also see this guy has no bulge at all… good luck finding them… and i hope they show off yours as well as they show off mine.