Louis and the Brothel

Last night, here in the UK, was a programme by the BBC called ‘Louis and the Brothel’. It was a fly-on-the-wall type documentary about a legal brothel in Nevada, USA.

To those who haven’t seen him, the journalist is a kinda geeky looking guy named Louis Theroux who is well know over here for his documentaries about more obscure matters (he’s done programs about alien cults, porn making, American pro wrestling circuit, etc). He has his own unique ways of asking probing questions in a naive kinda way, and by the end of his stay, usually ends up with his hosts glad to see the back of him.

Anyhoo…in last nights programme he stayed at the brothel for about 3 weeks and it made for a very interesting show. The part that interested me the most was when he was standing in the kitchen chatting to a couple of the hookers and he asked if there was an average size for a penis.

The girls, after stating that there was a difference in cultural sizes (small asian to big black) said that most of their clients were white aged 30 - 60 and the average size was 5”- 6”. They also said that they see 7” dicks but these were ‘rare’.

Now I imagine that they’re talking NBP measurements, but this more or less backs up most size surveys. And, although it’s been discussed before about women not having a clue about how big 6” is, I’d say that hookers probably have a bit better idea than most.

I found these comments quite re-assuring, and would put me in the top end of average with NBP measurements. Now all I need to do is gain a little and reduce my fat pad and I’ll be in the ‘rare’ category. lol :D

Slam,

>and by the end of his stay, usually ends up with his hosts glad to see the back of him.<

That’s funny as hell!!! Brits have a very amusing way of putting thing.

Benny Hill was a comedic genius in my opinion. Watching him made me want to be British when i was growing up. Or maybe it was wanking to Gent magazine when i was growing up? :shrug: can’t figure which. :)

Yer mate i have seen this guy before, he makes mad shows!!

The Asian comment she made were a bit rough too. The little skinny old cowboy was great. The girl was heard on intercom inspecting his dick for disease she says “jesus, what am I meant to do with that?” comes out saying it was huge.

That’s right. She held up her little finger when referring to asians and said it was like that, ‘maybe a little thicker’. I think this was a one-off which she remembered over anyone else. It was a bit heartless though.

The comment made after that girl saw the cowboy was amusing, cos’ looking at him, you just wouldn’t have guessed. lol.

In another programme the night before on Sky, I think it was called ‘The unofficial world sex records’ they featured Jonah Falcon and showed his 9.5” flaccid dick and said it was 13.5” erect (they never got a ruler out though). That’s one ugly fella and he dates model and porn actresses who want to try out his size. When he’s feeling randy he goes out in cycle shorts on the pull for size queens.

His funniest comment was when he said that he’s never tried pumping or surgery but would consider it in a few years when his LOOKS FADED :D

Also on this show they created an unnofficial world record with a couple of women to see who could shoot water the furthest out of their arses! The ladies got on all fours whilst a guy poured a litre or so of water into their arses using a funnel and the ladies then had to squirt it across a room to see who could put the furthest candle out with the water. One woman couldn’t get any water into her arse but the other one did. And, although I dont know the distance, it was quite impressive. Good old fashioned entertainment. lol.

Ahhh sky one at night, the ultimate in high brow entertainment!

Ahhhh, I missed both programmes! D’oh!

I am fairly sure he is on BBC America at least on my Comcast cable. If not he might be on the Bravo channel in the United States instead.