massager vibrations for warm up

I use an electric massager with a heating element to warm up with. I can use it as just a heater, or as a massager and heater.

I’m wondering: are there any benefits, or detriments, to vibrations for warming up? I’m assuming vibrations help, because they increase circulation to the area, and maybe in the process I’m breaking up some kidney stones.

The only detriment I could see is that you would cum with all those good,good,good good vibrations. (Beach Boys)

Don’t worry, your kidney stones are safe.

I was wondering the same thing

Ike,

I’ve never understood how a guy could achieve orgasm through vibration - the high speed kind we’re talking about here - but I do get aroused by it. I think most guys do.

So I’m guessing that using vibration in concert with heat would only help increase circulation. And the “massage” part of it might help relax ligs, tissue, etc.

Kidney stones? No idea. But what about the tell-tale noise… for a stealth PE’er, I mean.

Gprent,

>Don’t worry, your kidney stones are safe.

Good. I want them to grow as big as possible. It’s part of my long-term plan to get my urethra wide enough to cram a PVC sleeve inside, thus instantly increasing my girth by three inches.

Sorry about your kidney stones Ike, but if you want to get them good, you are going to have to get ultrasonic on them. I think there is an ultra sonic method to break them up, or is that for gall stones?

Captn, we aren’t talking about the buzz vibrations from a 6 inch dildo. Ike massager puts out some deep reaching vibes. The first time I came from vibration was when I was a teenager and my Dad brought home a new orbital sander to prepare our boat for painting. That was the most fun sanding I ever had!!!

Yeah, the best mastubatory experience I’ve found is described in this post. I’ll paste it below. But having a strong vibe stimulating my entire weenus is intensely pleasurable.

What was this thread about again?

cheap faux poon Post #7

I’ve tried several different fake pussies over the years. I found my all time favorite behind a supermarket. The local grocery store was getting remodeled and the staging area behind the store had several boxes full of commercial grade foam pipe insulation. I just walked up, asked one of the guys where I could get some, and he gave me four six foot lengths.

This stuff is similar to the residential grade pipe insulation found at Home Depot (the kind that makes great roller pads for a power jelq/jar lifter) but it’s much more robust. It’s made by Armacell (Armacell Europe - Armacell Europe) The foam is very soft and pretty dense. I got several interior widths, but the one that’s most intense says "AP/Armaflex 25/50 1 1/8th inch X 3/4 nomwall" on the side. (The larger dimension pipe insulation at Home Depot is too rigid and rough. Plus, it’s split on one side; the grocery store grade isn’t.)

Anyway, it works. The relatively small interior width makes a very nice, snug fit that expands well around my penis. I take my old Wahl Massager with the bulb attachment on it, put that in one end, put my lubed up dick in the other, start slow thrusts…and damn. It’s one long pre-orgasmic plateau. (I cum outside to keep down the mess.)

The foam is fairly spongy so it absorbs a lot of lube, but it cleans well with soap and water. The insulation is available at building supply stores that cater to commercial contractors. I just got a quote from one here in Seattle for $1.50 a foot.

G-

Well, I’ve never climaxed with a 6 inch dildo or an orbital sander - but I do have a friend who can achieve orgasm by running water over the head of his dick. When we we’re teens you could always find this sick bastard over by the water jets in the low-end of a pool, poisoning the water with his gunk. This guy has THE smallest dick you’ve ever seen, no kidding - micro-phallus, but he’s a fearless and shameless guy and was always whipping it out and running water over it. We were all worldly enough to know that a lot of women used running water to achieve climax so we started calling him “Clit”.

The name stuck and he’s very proud of it even to this day.

Cap,

You have the coolest friends. I knew a guy born with two urethas, we used to call him double-barrel Darryl.

Twat,

My cousin Anthony can give himself oral. This he brags about, and I’ve never seen him do it - but I believe him. Even if he didn’t have such a big dick he would find a way.