Measure correctly and lose 0.5 of an inch..

I was going to write a confidence booster thread for newbies in the newbie section, but I’m afraid that I have just fucked up.

I did state that I was 7.7 Non Bone Pressed, and that I could measure over 8 inches if I pressed the ruler in. How wrong I was.

I am actually 7.25 Non Bone Pressed, and 7.7 Bone pressed. How did I come about this bollocks?
Well it turns out that there is more than just a Bone Pressed or Not Measurement.

Behold! The measuring styles:

2) Same as above and press the ruler in. [The bone that the ruler rests against is supposed to be your pubic bone.

3) From above again, but this time move the ruler right down so that it’s right up against your penis and take the measurement.

4) Same as 3, but this time press the ruler in. [You should find that the ruler goes deeper - which gives you a higher measurement than Numbers 1&2]

5) Take the ruler to the side of your penis and do not press the ruler in. [You should find that this is this measuring technique gives you the highest number in terms of Non Bone Pressed]

6) Same as No.5, but this time press the ruler right in. [And so, this measuring technique will give you the biggest reading for your penis.]

Bonus 7) For every time you bone press, you will find that if you really, really force the ruler in, it will give you an even higher measurement!

I personally feel that the true measuring techniques for Non or Bone Pressed is No.1 & No.2 Because these are the ones that don’t seem to add any more length. How do you guys measure?

WAIT WAIT WAIT! I just jerked off and took my measurement! Heres the deal. You see I was at my most hardest ever to this ”FANTASTIC” porn, and I mean the most hardest erection where when I look down my penis is looking right up into my face and it’s like ”hey what’s happening!” - The hardest erection, I’m talking I’m like the ones blow jobs give you.

So anyway, at my most arousal I took my measurement and I found that I was 7.7 [may be more] NON bone pressed! And also, I tried to bone press the ruler in while I was at my highest and found that my penis would not allow it! You see the erection was so hard that it doesn’t allow the ruler to get bone pressed!

So the conclusion: I think that Bone pressed No.2 is what your gonna be when you are at your horniest! So really, if you can reach a certain number using No.2, then you can bet your ass that it’s gonna be that big when your at your horniest!

Angle depends a great deal. I was 6.25 sitting downin my chair cock facing up, “lookin me in the eye” as you put it. Standing up, cock pointed straight out (9 o’clock in LOT terms) I am a tad over 6.5!! I think, fortunately, this is a more acurate measurement, for this is how much cock I can actually shove up into a girl :D

I measured from the side and pushed in when I started PE, and it was a little over 7. Now, measuring the same way, I am right at 8. And when I measured from the top in the beginning, it read as 7 even. Now it reads a little over 7 1/2-7 3/4. BUT, since doing stretches, my exit point/base hangs quite a bit lower, so taking a bone-pressed measurement from the top…Well….Hurts. There is skin stretched from my lower abdomen to the base of my penis. Maybe about a half inch. But when i’m with a girl, it all goes in. So I trust the side measurement now a lot more than I did in the beginning.

Don’t worry, Marco, your dick hasn’t shrunk, just your measurement technique ;)

It doesn’t matter how you measure, as long as you do it exactly the same each time. I think measuring “extreme BP” with the best tricks you can use to maximize your measurement is best for charting your personal PE progress, so that you do not ever falsely think you are gaining from “improving” your measurement technique over time. If you’re interested in how you “stack up” on dick-size distribution, though, #2 or #4 is probably the standard technique people are using when the average comes out to be about 6” BP.

If you’re getting inconsistencies with GPSDDSTMEL (gut pressed, to the side, diagonal & downward with a shrivelled tape measure erect length), you can try something like a perfect 90 degree straight out, bone pressed with a slide ruler, like the one in the picture (paper folded over ruler, stapled and scotch taped along the edge).

Hey real mcdeal, that looks good. I’LL DO IT!

Marco_187,

I used that for a while, when I wanted to see how much I could eek out at the split second climax maximums, which are just too quick to for the eye. I pushed the slider easily 1/4” further than my regular 100% EL measurements.

For non-plus ultra in exact measurement, a set-square with a crafted hard but light material slider (such as cut out plastic lid) should do fine. The bone press won’t go the last 1/8” bit into the pad because of the wide end of the set-square, but for consistency, there is no guessing or feeling involved as for whether you’re pressing bone or a lig.

Or maybe an optical instrument if you don’t feel you’re quite nerding out already :D

rm

Good one.

Besides the variations you mentioned above, there is also variation from
-sitting or standing — Ronjeremy789 says he gains when he stands, but I lose about 1/2”nbp when I stand.
-angle of penis — pointing 90 degrees from the body is the standard (9 o’clock). Pointing more upward gives a smaller measurement, pointing down gives longer. Pointing a little bit down can really help my numbers.
- Sucking in stomach - Doesn’t effect bone pressed length but can increase nbpel.
- ruler placement above penis - We know it should be on top, not to the side, but raising the end of the ruler up on the belly instead of keeping it in contact with the penis increases the measurement.
- kegeling - I can gain about 1/8th to 1/4” this way. Measuring at point of orgasm will also increase measurement as real mentioned.
- angle of eye - If your eyeball is behind the end of your dick, then the measurement looks longer. Your eye has to be on a line perpendicular with the ruler surface to properly line it up with the penis tip.

>- angle of eye

Nod on all the above. Correct angle is the merit of the slider. A good slider picks up the exact measurement while you keep the ruler or set-square at 90 degrees SO and your eye on the porn. The longest measurement is registered at SO, as long as the ruler is SO.

The slider is a good idea. Did you think of it? Maybe you should patent it.

Give it a name dude! I’m always trying to invent something that would be named after me, but I keep failing! I think this is your chance to get into the history books!

mravg

>The slider is a good idea. Did you think of it? Maybe you should patent it.

Thanks, yes; but it’s really nothing more than a stripped down vernier callipers. I believe the basic idea can help curved dick guys get better accuracy as well, with a slider on a flexing stick.

For crafty guys with access to a workshop, a slider in a track could probably give reliable readings down to a few fractions of a mm.

Lastly, with most rulers, the reading side dictates you measure it right handed and wank it lefty style, unless you’re good with contortions. It’s all the same to a slider how you wank it, as long as it’s SO. Did I say anything about a bubble level on the slider yet? :)

Marco_187

>Give it a name dude! I’m always trying to invent something that would be named after me, but I keep failing! I think this is your chance to get into the history books!

I think slider is descriptive; besides I’m of the notion that if a baptism is gonna stick it will just sort of rain down on it.
Anyway, it’s still your thread, Marco. If you care for a naming game, it’ll be my pleasure if you take the first shot. :)

Cheers,
real

Wow, cheers dude. ok lets see… hmmmm? THE MCDEAL SLIDER!

Or the RM Slider! [ Real Mcdeal Slider]

Hmm? You can’t call it the ‘real slider’ - I do like names of things to contain name of the original poster.

How many times could you combine the words - real, mcdeal & slider?

Right on, Marco. “mcslide” then, maybe?

So, is your measuring technique improving?