Measured my dick while buzzed. Guess what? Alcohol made it bigger.

I think you are overanalyzing with this tissue metamorphosis theory. More likely:
-Alcohol relaxes the supportive muscles around the base of the penis
-Alcohol dulls your sense of pain
-alcohol reduces your fear of injury
-alcohol impairs your judgement as to how hard you pull

The first one is probably the most important.
So you pull a longer length. Write back when alcohol increases your erect length.

I once measured on Peyote as well. My results were exactly the same: mravg had a 6’4” dick. This rather freaked me out as I had not yet found Thunder’s Place and didn’t know any “mravg”.

Knowing how peyote works, your experience was perfectly normal.

Sierra Nevada porter tonight boys- 14” here I come!!!!!

….hiccup!

Couldn’t agree more mvrag. Muscle relaxant=primary explanation.

….hic!@

Once I measured after some jelqing I did drunk one night, and my flaccid stretch was right at 8”, it’s never happened since, I would agree there is something to this alcohol thing. Who knows.

My flaccid is always huge the day after a night’s drinking, which I find odd considering alcohol is a diuretic..:confused:

I once hung with weights after drinking I almost pulled my dick off PE is not a good thing to be doing when buzzed.

Have you ever noticed that some people just get really really physically relaxed when drinking. Particularly girls, as in they start having the slinkiness of Olive Oil from Popeye. Well, I’m thinking alcohol works like muscle relaxant and maybe the muscles that pull your penis in when it cold, do the opposite and get abnormally relaxed when drinking. Abnormally relaxed meaning resulting more inner penis showing. Just a guess.

Thats hilarious!

So, should we PE while slightly under the influence? Like one glass of wine or something similar (I hear red wine is the best for “before sex”, that’s why I ask).

LE: I think I’ll have a talk with Jack Daniels later tonight and see what he thinks about my BPFSL :)

Hmmm…. I got about 1-1.5cm more in BPSFL while slightly “buzzed”.

I’ll measure in the morning and see if I get the old length or the new, “buzzed” length. Wish me luck.

Oh, also my semi-erection was longer than usual (couldn’t get a full erection under the influence).

Hi, I’m new to the forum but anyways I have found that my third leg hangs a bit more once I’ve had a few, and for the red wine before sex it’s because wine goes down easy and, pardon my french, fucks you up once you have a decent amount in ya so you go all out.

Edit: and from my personal experiences with wine it give me iron nut so I last a fair bit longer than I regularly would.

Measured again today, sober, and I still got 19-20cm. So it seams alcohol did nothing for me, they were actual gains (or I changed my measuring style - hoping the first is right though).

Just a thought - When stretching any muscle, tendon or ligament the more relaxed you are the better the stretch.

I’ve noticed my BPFSL is directly proportionate to my state of relaxation. So, with that in mind, alcohol is a depressant

and could have greatly contributed to your state of relaxation give you a better stretch???? That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it!

Just noticed this - I will submit this as Exhibit “A” : )