Moving to Magnums

So here is the deal. The wife and I have decided to begin the family and we would like to have bit of time where she is off the pill before we start trying. Thus, for the first time in a while, I have had to buy condoms.

So far so good.

I buy the condoms I used all through high-school, college, the bar scene, etc. basically the condom that has worked forever before PE. Indeed, they still work, but once on, I would look down and think of making sausage. Squeezing an aweful lot of stuff into a skin thats just a bit too small.

Here is where the very cool head trip begins.

After research on this site I realize that I’m a good fit for the Magnum’s, and maybe even the XLs. In fact, it turns out the Magnums are good and I will try the XLs later this week. Sweet yes? But it gets better! Buying a package of Magnum condoms is sweeter still!

Man o man. I packed the basket with a couple of beers, some shaving cream, a 12 pack of Magnums, and intentionally got in line with the high-school/college age super hot cashier!

Sweet!
A reaction? You bet!
A swollen head? You bet!
Sweet!

God bless this site.

lol

That’s all I have to say

Well let’s hear her reaction?!

Embarrassment? A giggle? A mischevious smile?

Cdr.Blop

The reaction was a double take. A look at me, hows it going, a look at the condoms, a look back at me, then a quick look away as she packs the bag and yes, she smiled mischievously! Sweet!

That’ll probably be warped into a story of the time she was with the guy with the 12 incher and used to send another guy here so he’s able to compete!

Oh how these mischievous gals’ minds work! :chuckle:

:rolling: Nice one, Rifor…

Funny you should mention this. Just this week I bought my first pack of Magnums. I took the false modesty path. Got in line with a homely, plump, middle-aged cashier. She gave me a nice little smile. Nothing I would call an awesome reaction. I was happy to get the hell out of there.

What’s your stats for those that where magnums?

illpo,

Magnums fit fine if you’re 5.25” girth, or higher. I’m curious to know hobgoblin’s stats too if that’s what you’re asking.

Yeah, I’m currently 5.25 but I don’t want to experience any slippage you know? I’ll wait until I’m 5.5.

I saw a site with a condom measurement chart. I forgot what the site was, but I finally found it.

It is www.the-penis.com, click on condoms and contraception, then bypass the clitoris link, all the way at the
bottom is the chart.

Brand Width (mm) xLength (mm)
Smaller sizes
Contempo Exotica - 49 x 160
Lifestyle Snugger Fit - 49/44 x 180
Beyond 7 with spermicide - 50 x 194

Average size
Durex Extra Sensitive - 52 x 190
Sagami E - 53 x 200
Visa Vis - 53/42 x 200
Durex High Sensation - 53 x 193
Crown 55 x 190
Lifestyles Midnight Desire - 54/60 x 180

Larger styles
Durex Avanti - 60 x 180
Durex Ultra Comfort 52/60 x 210
Trojan Magnum - 54/60 x 205
Trojan Magnum Extra Large - 64 x 205

A site I use (Buy Condoms Online At The Cheapest Prices | AllCondom.com) says magnums are 55mm wide x 205mm long. I measured and found them to be 55mm wide and something like 178mm long, fully rolled out. That’s only 7". It could have been the other way around, 187mm, I’m not entirely sure, but I do know it was NOT 20cm long!

Also the base is somewhat thinner than 55mm wide (55mm wide, flattened, gives 11cm circumference, which is an unstretched girth of 4.33" BTW) which allows even me to wear them with no slippage. For some reason though, the shaft is slightly baggy on me, which I can’t work out since its only supposed to be 4.33" around (maybe they get wider towards the head, although it didn’t look like it). But I also did measure its girth blown up to what I would say was an unstretched size, and it then measured 5" around. So a bit more work on girth and I can wear them properly! :D

I’m about 7.1” BPEL by 5.8 EG. I haven’t had a chance to try the Magnums I bought yet, but the regular LifeStyles I always used before are getting difficult to put on. They also don’t unroll all the way to the base.

As of my last measurement of August ‘04:

EL 7 1/4
EG 5 7/8
BPS 7 1/2

This is up from my original size back in ‘03 of EL 6 1/2 EC 5 1/4. Thus you can image how the sausage condom effect could occur. From my readings on this board the Magnums and Magnums XLs are both 8” fully unrolled, while the former has a natural girth of 5.25 and the latter 5.5. I will try the XLs once I use this box up. Ill try and wait until the same cashier is there.