My Little Experiment. Mwahaha.

Memento, why are you criticizing me? I have done nothing to you! Well, anyway, if you guys don’t believe I can do “real” programming, here’s your list. Thanks for being real a-holes when i have done nothing to you guys!

1.) C
2.) C++ (I hate the people who say this is a variation off of C.)
3.) PHP
4.) Linux Scripting
5.) MS-DOS Scripting
6.) Visual BASIC (You can create command-line progs in this)
7.) JavaScript
8.) CSS (I guess 7-8 is really DHTML)
9.) HTML
10.) DirectX for C
11.) DirectX for VB
12.) Assembly Language (for Vertex and Pixel Shaders in DirectX)
13.) Ada 95
14.) QBASIC
15.) BASIC
16.) Python
17.) Perl
18.) MySQL
19.) MS SQL
20.) The MIX Assembly Language (A language created for the purpose of teaching the Art of Computer Programming Books)

I know some more if you think they are crappy languages or something.

I’m also creating my own particle scripting language, and I’m also only 19 so give me some credit.

Oh and about the glans thing, sure my girth of my member is bigger, but once I release it always goes back into my glans. If I’m doing it “wrong”, I have to be doing something right, because my girth has never been higher.

You know what, that’s it. A lot of you are nice, but this just pisses me off. I’m unsubscribing to this place. I don’t want to talk about PE with people who are just such jerks.

>Memento, why are you criticizing me? I have done nothing to you!
lol. I’m just joking and not aiming at you but rather microsoft in general and vb in particular.

>I know some more if you think they are crappy languages or something.
On the crappy languages front I have plenty (php for example) and loads of non-languages (sgml children etc).

>I’m also creating my own particle scripting language, and I’m also only 19 so give me some credit.
shame :D Well you know many more languages than I did when I was 19.

>You know what, that’s it. A lot of you are nice, but this just pisses me off. I’m unsubscribing to this place. I don’t want to talk about PE with people who are just such jerks.<

I apologise if you took what I said personally, like I say it was never meant that way. It seems a little strange to take a knock at vb as a knock at you though.

Well, it just seemed like you went a little out of line. I got criticized a lot in school, and I don’t enjoy criticizm, even if it’s a joke because of it. Maybe I went out of line a little too. I have strong interests in both computers and PE and it seemed like you guys were critizing my approach to both.

>On the crappy languages front I have plenty (php for example) and loads of non-languages (sgml children etc).
Haha. PHP is a wonderful language. It is very powerful. You can’t always be cracking on languages if you haven’t really seen their potential. PHP is a wonderful server-side scripting language which when used correctly with good proramming style, you can do a lot more with a lot less. Look at this forum, man. Haha. It’s in PHP! Like I said, in VB I am designing easy and fast applications, which occasionally you need over speed of execution. Probably C++ would be a better suited language for a phone system because you need speed to keep a connection up, however, I am planning on doing lots of modifications and tweaking with my phone prog and you just can’t keep on recompiling C++ and get it done in the same about of time.

I’ll say one more thing, vbdummy, you’ve proved your point: you are only 19!

Hmmmmm…………

h4x0rz :)

Yes I know of the guidelines, but.. I had to :p

How about when you were criticized by teachers? How about constructive criticism?

“Knowing” a language can be such a flexible term. What do you mean exactly by knowing?

I don’t know about others, but what set me off, was your first post on this thread. It’s all about bragging.

Knowing means professionally work on. Right out of High School, I started up an internship, and now I work at a new job, all computer fields. Plus I go to college. It’s not just a hobby, I “know” these langauges. Anyway, my first post was not bragging. The only thing I could see as bragging would be my mention of my other comments on other posts, saying how people enjoy them. I really don’t see how it can be construed so much though.

vb,,

You know way more about computer languages than myself.. Fortran and Cobol were the rage when I first heard about computers at the tender age of 17(loooong time ago) I spend too much time at a terminal now as it is and I can barely make my way around Dos… I’ll stick to tying things together and making them communicate, you can give them thngs to talk about…

As a friendly suggestion, start out your shock routing slow for a day or two and see how it goes… Some of the more aggressive exercises can hurt you and or cause permanent damage if not worked up to.. We’re not talking about Quads or biceps here. Lots more nerves and tender tissues that can cause you immense pain at the least, and possibly a penis that will no longer become erect when you need or want it too at the worst..

Just use a little caution and common sense here… ok? Good luck!

Used to do a bit of coding in a previous life. Now I just contract out to do UNIX system admin and network installs which leaves me a bit of free time to do PE, but not at the level of vbdummy! :)

Wadzilla, whoa!!! Clipper? good dBase compiler w/huge executables. Remember their hokey Summer ‘85 and Fall ‘87 version numbers?

As you can tell, I was a big Borland fan. I loved their simplicity, reliability and speed. The first time I turned Turbo Pascal loose on my Kaypro II, I thought I died and went to heaven. Some day I’ll check out Delphi.

C, C++ (Sun, HP, Microsoft, Borland)
Modula 2 (Top Speed (PC-DOS) and the rare Borland’s CP/M Turbo Modula 2 on 8” floppy!)
Pascal (UCSD, Nortel proprietary, Digital Research CP/M86 Pascal and Turbo Pascal (CP/M & DOS))
Assembly (Ziolog Z80, Motorola 68K, Intel 8080, Intel X86, Nortel proprietary) < A lot of telecom programming/patching
dBase II/III/IV (CP/M, M/PM and PC-DOS)
Clipper (Summer ‘85, Fall ‘87 w/ Tom Rettig’s library extensions) < A little trivia - Tom Rettig played Jeff Miller on the original Lassie.
Fortran (in school only!)
Basic (including HP Basic for telecom test equipment)
HTML
Korn/Borne/C Shell < 99% of what I do today with a bit of C/C++ mixed in.

Definitely showing my age! :) :)

Turbo Modula 2 on 8” floppy…Motorola 68K…Clipper….

Cool, that’s vintage stuff.

Thats cool that its a lot of programmers on this board. I myself am a die hard vb programmer now vb.net. I have used php, perl, asp(vbscript and jscript), javascript, pascual(years ago), basic, t-sql(i wonder does this count), and some mumps. I also do access vba which is kinda like poking a cat with a wet rope.

Wow, there are a lot of programmers on this forum. Anyone program any video games? I’m learning all I can about that stuff right now.

Alright, I’ve done a little programming with Basic, C++, java and I know HTML like the back of my hand, but can we get on with this? I’d like to know how vbdummy’s experiment went!

Tell Us!

Oh, yeah. this page changed quite a bit from the original focus. Erect, my dick is 7.25 inches right now, a little bit longer than what I normally have (So far it’s been about .75 inches gains in maybe like three monthes.) However that was not the focus of my exercising. My girth is 6 inches. I didn’t unfortunately measure my girth before the exercising, but I can just tell you it looks bigger. However, apparently, I didn’t actually do the Horses’ correctly, so I’m not sure to say if I would have gained more if I would have figured out how to do it exactly right. I’d be happy to see if other people try this and get improvements.