New Concept for heating your package

Man I’ve been cruising the net and reading some of the postings in Thunders and you know I just realized something…

If you let the laptop sit in your lap for an extended period of time, it really goes a long way of heating up your package.

Man, so, its a little more expensive b/c you have to actually buy a laptop and such, but if you have one, its a great way to do that warmup.

I really don’t think it will reach 104 degrees, will it?

AH

Alice,

This thing gets hot. Its a 2003 gateway. It definitely gets hotter than 104, but the fan does keep the CPU cool….its just the bottom of it that heats up.

OK, then fire away, just don’t block the fan or you won’t have it long. CREATIVE, that’s admirable .

AH

actually I’m joking, I just felt witty, I am not serious, don’t try this at home. I am a professional hot laptop handler.

Good idea rey, just watch out for the metal parts!

The ingenuity of PE’ers never ceases to amaze me. We have one of the largest, most eccentric groups of intelligent minds ever assembled. :)

Gives new meaning to the term “hot male”.

Good way to catch a virus too.

I like to put my penis on the hot hood after a long drive. This is probably best if you have a garage.

I’ve tried heating water in a cup in the microwave for a minute.I pour it into a ziplock and put that bag into another ziplock. Before using two bags, it would leak. This is a great method for me, it stayed hot the entire 5 minutes and i could use and reuse the bags.

Microwavable items seem to retain heat a long time. I have sqeezed out a wet washcloth and zapped it for 20 secs and it gets very hot and stays hot long enough for one time warm up.

Rice socks last longer. Make one and try it.

Old but good shape sock.(clean) Fill with rice. Sew up end or just tie in a knot. Stick in Microwave for 1 min or increase time by 5 or 10 seconds at a time until the right temp is achieved and wallah, moist heat!

You guys are teh fucking funny. Teh funny is present in this thread.

And if you put some catnip in it, it makes a fun cat toy, too! :)

Seriously, I’ve been meaning to ask my seamstress to make me one of these.

No you need to buy 2 laptops and wedge your penis between them, you can even put them in a sock, and then toss them into the microwave for 1 minute, and then increase this by a few seconds at a time, until you get the right temperature. :up:

Note: This is one of the most expensive PE warm up methods, but it’s PEing with style. You can also substitute the laptops for Rolexs, as they fit the contours of your package much better. :chuckle: