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No More Need For Pe!!!

FINALLY!
There was finally a patch invented that removes any sexual problem you have, from premature ejaculation, to a bad size. Im sure they will even make you a millionaire over night.

here is the link LINK REMOVED
and here is the list of features it supposedly provides:
- No Exercises
- No Surgery
- No Pills
- No Pumps
- Gain Up To 3 or 4 Inches In Length
- Expand Your Penis Up To 20% Thicker
- Stop Premature Ejaculation!
- Produce Stronger Erections
- 100% Safe And Natural, without any Side Effects
- Permanent Results that won’t go away
- Doctor Approved

Well it looks like the cure all do nothing patch was invented. I better go buy some right now!!

Later
Xeoph

And the instructions for patch use are:

- Put patch on
- 5 minute hot wrap
- Manual stretching
- 500 jelqs
- 5 minute hot wrap
- 500 kegels

2 days on, 1 day off

:)

Re: No More Need For Pe!!!

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Originally posted by xeoph
FINALLY!
There was finally a patch invented that removes any sexual problem you have, from premature ejaculation, to a bad size. Im sure they will even make you a millionaire over night.

here is the link LINK REMOVED
and here is the list of features it supposedly provides:
- No Exercises
- No Surgery
- No Pills
- No Pumps
- Gain Up To 3 or 4 Inches In Length
- Expand Your Penis Up To 20% Thicker
- Stop Premature Ejaculation!
- Produce Stronger Erections
- 100% Safe And Natural, without any Side Effects
- Permanent Results that won't go away
- Doctor Approved

Well it looks like the cure all do nothing patch was invented. I better go buy some right now!!

Later
Xeoph

You idiot :)

Bitch ass fucker.

May I ask why the links cant be posted? Is it just because they are outside of this page? Or maybe because I could be advertising?

Later
Xeoph

hmm
loner and jelqking must think I was actually gonna buy this product…

lol right…
later

Hey Barca, thanks a bunch! Now that I know HOW to use the patch I don’t have to bother with this PE stuff! :)

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

One problem with the internet is that sarcasm and irony are’nt appreciated.

Maybe in the future versions of HTML place <irony> and <sarcasm> tags could be implmented, to imply a sacrastic tone whilst reading!

Oops! maybe i should have put tags round that last scentence.

:chicken:

Well we do have this ;) and this :rolleyes: . More you can find from here.

"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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Originally posted by melvin_jelqer

One problem with the internet is that sarcasm and irony are'nt appreciated.

The problem is they don’t show up in ascii. There’s no tone of voice in 7-bit text. And the net is too loaded with idiots to assume that the opposite must be the case.

:whatever:

If you knew you could not fail...what would you attempt to do? Female Foot Fetish Current Stats: 5/4/10 8.5BPx6.0, 7.5NBP Achieved Goal and have been on maintenance program since

2006.

:confused:

It was just a joke, no harm intended.

Last edited by beenthere : 11-26-2003 at .
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