Now I'm bigger, how to get the word out?

I guess there must be a lot of ways you could advertise your new size without going streaking.

In my younger days I used to go to a lot of dances, mainly ballroom dancing where you hold the woman really close.

On a couple of occasions I got a hard on whilst dancing with some of the Sheilas and boy did word soon get around the dance hall.

I didn’t have any problems getting a partner to dance with.

One married but seperated woman offered to take me home to my Airforce Barracks. When we got there she wanted me to take her to my bed. Unfortuneatly it wasn’t adviseable cause I lived with 30 other guys and besides if I got caught, I would have been put in the cells.

Anyway, we finished up doing it in her car - All because she could feel it when we were dancing. It also got passed around all her friends and I had only got a normal dick but it kept most women happy.
Needless to say I didn’t have any problems getting a partner from thereon.

So go dancing - it’s surprising how it will work.

This thread inspired me to buy new pants for summer. They are light colored (beige-flesh), and 95% cotton and 5% lycra (spandex). I got them a little long so I wear the waist just below my real waist, above the pelvic bone. They are not too constricting, but show me off quite nicely. I asked the saleswoman (straightfaced) if the size was right, and she went from a bored look to glowing blushing. She smiled and stammered it looked wonderful.

Thanks for all the input fellas, I’m already putting it to practice. I’d love to hear from some of the ladies who might be able to give insight from the other side.
I was speaking with a female friend yesterday - I tactfully brought up the subject with her. She’s a great friend and I’ve been confiding in her alot about me issues with girlfriends etc. Anyway, I asked her for advice on getting the word out about being “larger” than usual. I was doing all this over instant messenger, so I couldn’t read her tone…. but she paused for a second and said “So you’re saying you’re hung like a mule?” There was a pause, then she said “That’s good to know.” Then she said “that’s not a bad thing….. not a bad thing at all!” She didn’t, however have any real ideas of how to get the word out. She volunteered to tell everyone she knows, but She lives 800 miles from me, so I don’t know if that will really help….
She did like the idea of going to every drug store in town 3 or 4 times a week and buying Magnum condoms until I meet a girl in line at the check out - but I ain’t got that kind of time or money!

So, any insight from the ladies would be great!
Thanks agian,
tryin’

The best way is to make sure you have a good flaccid size and when you at a bar with one of your big mouth friends take a leak with him in the bathroom and make sure he gets a good look at the serpent. This happen to me and before the end of the night I was known as horse

Leave the empty magnum XL packet in her room too, she may be thinking you’re big but when she finds that she is sure to tell everybody, a lot of people still think condoms only come in one size so it is a good talking point among their friends. If you have female friends in the house leave an empty package on the floor of your room and find some way of leaving them in your room (they will snoop on their own). Or leave them in the medicine cabinet in your toilet, another popular snooping ground especially if they have reason to go there (eg for aspirin).

This is a pretty goofy technique I used to use back in junior high that got me alot of blowjobs and handjobs induced and/or persuaded by the curiosity of young girls.
If you wear underwear, push your entire package thru that fly in the front and bring attention to it in every suave manner you can think of.
Obviously, you don’t wanna shout: “I GOTTA BIG ONE!”
Think along the lines of a parent telling their child not to touch the stove. You have to set it up somehow that they WANT to touch (and perhaps other things) your ‘stove’.
Of course, this is my junior high self talking, but the general idea still works, it just has to be tweaked…or not.
Anyway, in the right kind of pants/jeans, it should give you a really massive looking bulge and not only that, but the outline of your whole cock should be visible thru the fabric.
To the crotch-watching donkeys out there, that’s a dangling carrot they’ll follow behind the school, into the bathroom, into the teachers lounge, under the bleachers during a pep rally just to get a nibble…

Damn, I had alot of fun back then.

Make an announcement on a mega phone at your town centre. Send everyone pictures of it. Print out flyers for distribution. Get business cards printed and state of your big beef piece on it. Start a website and promote it. Walk around with your penis hanging out of your pants.

Just some of the many ways to go about it! :)

I’ve done the package through the underwear fly before. It’s the one thing I’ve done that definitely got noticed.

True, but teasing a woman with a blatant salami contour must figure up there somewhere :)

When I reach my target size I’m going to one of those web sites where you can design your own one off T-shirt. So you could get one printed that said nothing more than “7 3/4 x 5 3/4”. That would be a great conversation starter. Then when she asks what it means, plead ignorance while swinging your arm around to catch her attention then casually cup your C&B’s like an old buddy. Keep your focus on her eyes throughout, so that when she looks up again to meet your eyes and makes the connection, you can capture that wonderful blushing moment in all its glory, and revel in her futile attempt to keep the conversation rolling without mentioning the vivid picture in her mind of a nice big juicy cock that’s so close she could just grab it right now…

Oh the power!

(It also adds a new dimension to the “cocky funny” attitude).