Oh my God, it IS bigger...

You shouldn’t stereotype, especially when STDs are on the rise in Europe:

I don’t carry any STDs, but that’s because I’m extremely careful and don’t engage in any risky behavior.

Thanks Dino and Schabernack….
can I have my thread back now?

LWH

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

America’s formula: No Social Medicine + Puritanical prejudices/shame = higher incidence of STDs.

I’m sorry Bro that your thread went off course. It was a great story and I’m happy for you I have been there and know how good it feels.

Well, the thrush notwithstanding, it is a very good story. For us guys, it is hard to see a significant change in our size since we have access to the equipment 24 hours a day, unless we measure. But after 6 months, you’re wife saw such an increase that she got very excited, is wonderful on your part. Keep up the good work.

Excellent news and a nice way to have the penny drop, good one!

Another remedy for thrush is lots of Yakult or yogurt as it reduces the activity of yeast in the body.

Get her to try that and get her to come around again for another inch or two :chuckle: .

Thanks Dino Toolman and….Franga… ha, ha, I have not heard that word (‘franga’) for twenty years!

For all those living outside of Australia (and under 40 years of age for those that do) ‘franga’ was the colloquial name for a condom. As far as I know it has totally slipped from the popular Aussie vernacular.

So the 1970’s experience would be; Aussie male walks into the chemist shop, sidles up to the counter and making sure none of the ‘sheilas’ are listening, leans over the counter and whispers conspiratorially to the male chemist, “er, g’day mate, can you give us a packet of frangers”

Ah, the memories of a time before popular North American influence.

Oh my God, now I’m the one who’s gone ‘off-thread’… sorry about that.

LWH

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

Yeah old nick names die hard, some of my mates put it down to it being similar to my last name others put it down to a time when for a party trick I snorted a ‘franga’ (peppermint flavoured I think) up my nose and pulled it out my mouth, disgusting but funny when you’re 16 LOL.

Back to topic, I’m real happy for ‘ya’ it’s nice when the ‘missus’ ex or otherwise notices and enjoys it!

Ha, ha what a great party trick. We should start a new thread; ‘Funniest things to do with a Franga’

LWH

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

People need to be responsible for themselves and accountable for their own actions.

If you don’t agree, move to Canada.