“Twatteaser” might make a great t-shirt if it weren’t for the Google results that the word turns up (:
Para-Goomba
The big penis and mens' sexual health source, increasing penis size around the world.
Mr B. Dog finds that if he whacks his dick with a hammer, it turns purple, and shrinks up for a week.
Mary was a dirty slut and that's why she got pregnant. She loved God's giant, holy penis.-Smallja
If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?
Start: 6.3 BPEL x 4.5 MSEG & 4.5 BSEG
Now: 7.7 x 4.7 x 5.5 BSEG
Goal: 8 x 6
Horny Bastard