Pen & Teller Bullshit! episode about Penis Enlargement

Personally, I like to see these negative reports about PE. Once everyone realizes it works, the new average will be 8X6 and it will be even more difficult to rise above the crowd. Let them say it doesn’t work, as far as I’m concerned.

Yea I saw this show the other night also.
I’m also glad they trashed PE, think of the male hysteria they would have created if they said; HOLY SHIT! this works!

Their routines were so flawed and you kinda got the impression that they wanted it to fail even before they found their volunteers, just so they could deliver their commentary on sexual obsession in the media / entertainment industry that they delivered at the end of the show.

I would had expected even just the littlest of newbie gains but;

The guy that pumped only did so for 5 minutes a day. Then went on to claim that the only thing it was good for was sucking your own dick.
He also said that if you wanted to know what it felt like to have your dick sucked to the point of pain, then go buy a pump.
This is the part that I found a bit disturbing because I was watching it with the wife. I stealth PE but she’s a snoop and I’m almost certain she’s discovered my pump and not said anything. It made me wonder if she’s wondering if I use the thing to give myself the equivalent of a self suck job.

I did see her face kinds get that puzzled look about the PE pills. She’s come across some of my supplements and has made comments about
“keep taking your vitamins”. She’s admitted (in her own way) that the wanker has felt a lot bigger in the last year in a half. I think she accredits this to some kind of “vitamins” that I’m taking. So it was funny to watch her and observe the gears grinding - lol.
But we all know enhancement pills don’t works, some could probably even mess you internally with all the crap in them.
We do know this guys, don’t we?

The third guy they kept referring to as doing “exercises” he got from an internet site on PE - that made me perk up until I caught a fast cut of the page he was viewing and it was PenisHealth. Big sigh of relief on that one. He kept making the jelq “O” with his finger and thumb when he was explaining it, but even his explanations were set up to trivialize and covertly mock it. Good, but again I would have expected some kind of newbie gains IF he had been doing it properly. So that alone told me either he didn’t do it, or wasn’t doing it properly.

Then they have some goof of a doctor doing the before and after measuring on the penises. Don’t know about this one. With all the bitching that’s gone on about measuring around here, do you really think that quack had a clue? I loved his all inclusive condemnation of PE, it was priceless.

So go ahead and debunk it all. I’m glad they did.
It’s rather interesting how a couple of guys who used to do comedy / magic suddenly became
over opinionated experts on whatever they choose to expound on this week.
It’s entertainment, nothing more, so take it for what it’s worth.
Which in the case of P&T is absolutely ZERO my friends.

I agree!

IIRC, there is a quote something like below

“People generally have the most fun time when they feel that others are excluded from that fun.”

Is there a realplayer stream of that episode on the internet?

Nowadays, I do atleast 2x20min effective jelqing a day. This schedule probably don’t give any gains, but I love what it does to my flaccid hang (in combination with heavy water consumption, it doubles my everyday hang). In mars, after my cut, this will all change. I will introduce intense stretching, clamping and maybe pumping. Can’t wait to see that day.

I measure BPEL. Always had, so it should be kinda accurate.

Yeah, after a surgery they let you use a stretching device several hours a day, for several months to permanently stretch the ligs and stuff. They can’t seriously think that it would not work without the aiding surgery?

After thinking about this issue for a while, I must say I agree. IF they would have brought up several people that has infact enlarged their units, and claimed that it works, that would summon a mass hysteria. And only the dedicated would have fat cocks in a couple of years. I don’t need more competition from that segment :)

I know it takes like 2 or 3 months to see results like you guys are saying, so does that mean taking pills for say 4 months WILL work?

No!

Just goes to show that people who talk like they’re really certain of something, whether for or against, often are actually completely uncertain. They just like looking like they’re really together and know what they are talking about.

It seems that we, as a group, are a little too happy that P & T debunked PE. I guess it is an indicator of how competitive the roots of this compulsion are. We’re not looking to become as big as the next guy. We want to blow him out of the water. We want our women to tell us that we are the biggest that they ever had. We want the guys in the locker room to bow to the master. We want to win ever piss match.

We’re one bunch of sick individuals. How many of us are willing to tell one of our friends about PE? As for me, you’d have to be a pretty close friend of mine for me to let you in on the “secret”.

Think in darwinistic terms, dabone. It’s all natural. The most accommodated beings to the surroundings are those who pass on their genes.

People are selfish to survive and get kids, that includes PE and a way to a bigger (and more pleasurable) Penis.

I also thought about what someone here at thunder’s wrote about women’s obsession with breasts. If they could ‘massage’ their breasts to desirable size, wouldn’t they do it? You tell me, dabone.

Or think about magicians. Do they tell you after the show how they did the stunts? NO!

Do I tell people about my magic [PE] stunts? NO!

I don’t care about Pen & Teller’s bullshit, I’m certain they are lurking around here anyway.

Those who search the light, shall find it here. That's all about strive.

It’s all in the genes man, we are programed to be the best alpha-male.

>>I usually like P&TB, but this show stank. There must be numerous people who in fact HAS enlarged there unit without help from surgery? Why didn’t they brought up anyone of them? Or why didn’t they even mention the stretching technique the penisenlargement so thoroughly claim doctors all over the world has approved?<<

Why would you be upset?

First Rule about Fight Club: DON’T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

If PE becomes main stream what then? Shall we hang for 24hrs at a time? Those who really want to research and find out the truth about PE will do so, and eventually come here.. I DID! :-)

Z

Just think of how many times someone searches for the term “fight club” on Google and Thunder’s pops up. :D

You’re right Thunder, we need a code name, how about the lutheran-adventist foundation rules?

Oh I forgot, do not talk about lutheran-adventist foundation!

Your first post Zontar? Welcome aboard! Good luck with your gains man, soon you’ll be a Eiffel tower!

Swensk,

I think there are some in this community that looking to be alpha-omega males. Which is the same as “Once you’ve had me, you won’t look for no one else.”.

We want to be the man that your ex shouldn’t talk about to her next man.

We want to short circuit pussy memory so that it can only remember one cock for the rest of it’s life.

We want any women we have banged to immediately think of us whenever they see a hung stud in a porn movie.

If their pussies hurt for any reason, we want them to think, “Reminds me of when I was fucking that giant cock.”

I’m sure you guys can add to this list.