Penis changing sizes on a reguler basis

Hey guys, I was wondering and maybe this is common, since I have gone back to PE mostly jelqing and hanging I have noticed that on certain days my penis is incredibly long (for me) pushing past 8 inches in length, but all by girth disapears which is normally a little under 8 inches it will drop down to right around 6 inches, that on other days my girth goes insane and pushes the 9” mark but my length is like 5 1/2. Does anyone know what could be causing it’s weirding me out like crazy.

Sounds impossible.

Genetic disorder or bullshit?

I have a theory. When it gets really long, is it stiff? And then when you rub it a lot does it eventually discharge a cloudy fluid, accompanied by a feeling of release and euphoria? It could be you are getting what some experts call an erection.

1) Make sure you measure in the same units.

2) Stop taking mind-altering substances before measuring

3) Take photos

4) Phone Guiness

5) Become famous

Ruler pics please

BG

How many penises do you have?

Split personality?

Perhaps your cock is a space time anomaly. Like in Donny Darko.

Do you drink a lot of caffeine some days?

I remember SWM posting pics of serious caffeine shrinkage on PEF about a year ago.

LoL

Hey you want to see shrinkage pop a few stackers with your caffeine.

You guys have such a sick sence of humor.

Maybe your dick is possessed? Any exorcists in your neighbourhood?

You guys are ruthless. Now others won’t post such questions and generate such answers causing me the best laughs this week. I am so glad I have yet to ask my penis question. Actually, I can’t seem to locate mine at all.

Dear Sir 8,

Although you may not have gotten the answer you were looking for. I hope the erection answer cleared things up for you. Please don’t be discouraged to ask questions. I see it took you over a year just to ask this one. Keep your head up.